Where d I Put My BoobsAuthor: Sarah Ball Publisher: Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Kindle Size: 11,82 MB Download: 144
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Just days before Sarah Ball, who had the BRCA2 gene, was attempting to save her breasts by having her ovaries and fallopian tubes removed, she was diagnosed with stage 1 breast cancer. Talk about timing. On top of her diagnosis, she was raising two teenage sons, living as a military wife whose husband was at war in Baghdad, and dealing with the loss of an adopted daughter. All of this while trying to keep herself mentally and physically healthy. Through writing daily journal entries, Sarah was able to hold it all together and reflect on just what it was she wanted from life - giving her a vastly different perspective from where she began. Join Sarah as she makes her harrowing trek to becoming a cancer veteran and a stronger woman, both inside and out.
I Hate Everyone Starting with MeAuthor: Joan Rivers Publisher: Penguin Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Docs Size: 12,82 MB Download: 875
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“An entertaining rant…The only thing missing is the sound of a drumroll and cymbals to feel as though one is sitting in a nightclub watching a live comedy marathon…A raucous, biting look at life.”—Kirkus Reviews “Nobody, but nobody, can hate like Joan Rivers. It is a gift. It is also shocking, the things she makes us laugh at…Joan Rivers is extraordinary, but she's not for the easily offended—or for anyone who gets offended at all.”—People Joan Rivers, comedienne, actress, jewelry monger, and an award-winning international star (she can sneer in eight different languages) lives by her own golden rule: Do unto others before they do unto you—and for God’s sakes, do it funny! Her career in comedy may have begun with self-loathing, but, after looking at the human decrepitude around her, she figured Why stop here when there are so many other things to hate? With all of her diverse experiences, Joan has looked down at, turned away from, and thrown up over a lot of hateful things, deplorable places, and despicable people. Thank God she took notes. Here—uncensored and uninhibited—Joan says exactly what’s on her mind…And HER mind is a terrible thing to waste. She proudly kicks the crap out of ugly children, dating rituals, funerals, and lousy restaurants. She nails First Ladies, closet cases, and hypocrites to the wall. She shows no mercy towards doctors and feminists, and even goes after Anne Frank and Stephen Hawking. Joan lets everyone—including herself—have it in this one hundred percent honest and unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
I Hate Everyone Starting with Me DeluxeAuthor: Joan Rivers Publisher: Penguin Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Kindle Size: 16,60 MB Download: 970
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NOW WITH NEW MATERIAL FOR THE PAPERBACK EDITION Watch Joan hate even more things – including her books, her publisher, and even the person filming her – in all new, uncensored video in the Deluxe eBook edition. See Joan at her most outrageous! “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.” —Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850 “How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?” —Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She’s also opinionated—especially when it comes to people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don’t even have a decent addiction. With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has seen, done, said, and heard a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes. Here—uncensored and totally uninhibited—she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists, and overrated historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn’t hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us. Includes new material!
The Love You CraveAuthor: John Locke Publisher: Head of Zeus Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF Size: 18,79 MB Download: 135
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When you've already betrayed everyone you love, who can you turn to for help? Former CIA assassin Donovan Creed finds himself at odds with mob-connected Tony Spumoni and practically everyone else he knows, including his boss Darwin, lover Gwen, daughter Kimberly, protégé Callie, co-worker Lou, physician Doc Howard, assorted board members, terrorists, and even a zoo full of angry monkeys!
Ocean s GiftAuthor: Demelza Carlton Publisher: Lost Plot Press Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Mobi Size: 29,58 MB Download: 663
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Electrician Joe Fisher is used to doing any job, no matter how hard, as long as the money's good. So when he takes a job as a deckhand on a fishing boat, he figures it's all smooth sailing. If the early mornings and vicious lobsters weren't bad enough, his boss warns him to watch out for the neighbours. But when he meets Sirena, his mysterious neighbour with her all-female crew, Joe just can't stay away. Even if it could cost him his life. You'll never look at mermaids the same way again. Keywords: Mermaids, myths and legends, mythology, folklore, modern day fairytale, Australian fishing stories, urban fantasy romance fiction, interracial romance, shapeshifter paranormal romance for adults, comedy and humour, beach romance, vacation holiday romance, siren, Western Australia
Big Breasts and Wide HipsAuthor: Yan Mo Publisher: Arcade Publishing Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, ePub Size: 22,67 MB Download: 645
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Jintong, his mother, and his eight sisters struggle to survive through the major crises of twentieth century China, which include civil war, invasion by the Japanese, the cultural revolution, and communist rule in the new China.
Siren of Secrets Box SetAuthor: Demelza Carlton Publisher: Lost Plot Press Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Mobi Size: 24,81 MB Download: 285
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Three bargain-priced bestsellers in one box!
This Siren of Secrets box set includes books 1-3 from the Siren of Secrets series - Ocean's Secret, Ocean's Gift and Ocean's Infiltrator.
Ocean's Secret (#1):
Working as a student midwife in an Australian country hospital is never easy, but Belinda finds more trouble than most.
There's the intern doctor who follows her around like an overgrown puppy, the dangerous local wildlife and her own secrets she must keep.
When she finds herself without a place to live, what else can possibly go wrong?
Or is it time for something to go right?
Ocean's Gift (#2):
Electrician Joe Fisher is used to doing any job, no matter how hard, as long as the money's good. So when he takes a job as a deckhand on a fishing boat, he figures it's all smooth sailing.
If the early mornings and vicious lobsters weren't bad enough, his boss warns him to watch out for the neighbours.
But when he meets Sirena, his mysterious neighbour with her all-female crew, Joe just can't stay away. Even if it could cost him his life.
You'll never look at mermaids the same way again.
Ocean's Infiltrator (#3):
Most mermaids jump at the chance to live on land. Except Laila. Terrified of humans after the attack on her mother, Laila joins a diplomatic mission to the siren community in the Atlantic Ocean to stay beneath the surface.
But when the welcome she receives is colder than the surrounding seas, Laila learns that her own kind can be far more frightening than any man.
As secrets are revealed and sirens infiltrate the human population, will anyone be safe on land or sea?
The Highest TideAuthor: Jim Lynch Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF Size: 18,70 MB Download: 445
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One unforgettable night, thirteen-year-old Miles goes to the flats near his home in search of shellfish, only to discover something startling and remarkable: a giant squid. Instantly he becomes a local celebrity and is pursued by TV crews urging him to explain the phenomenon. His psychic friend Florence predicts that even more astonishing discoveries are to come, indicators of the highest tide in fifty years. Yet Miles worries more about matters closer to home: will his passion for his ex-babysitter Angie go unrequited? Will his arguing parents divorce? Is everything, even the bay, shifting from him?
The Potter s FieldAuthor: Andrea Camilleri Publisher: Pan Macmillan Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF, Docs Size: 26,48 MB Download: 450
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Winner of the CWA international Dagger Award. From the Italian crime legend, Andrea Camilleri, comes The Potter's Field, the thirteenth instalment in the Inspector Montalbano series, adapted as a major BBC4 television series. This edition featuring a stunning redesigned cover. While Vigàta is wracked by storms, Inspector Montalbano is called to attend the discovery of a dismembered body in a field of clay. Bearing all the marks of an execution style killing, it seems clear that this is, once again, the work of the notorious local mafia. But who is the victim? Why was the body divided into thirty pieces? And what is the significance of the Potter's Field? Working to decipher these clues, Montalbano must also confront the strange and difficult behaviour exhibited by his old colleague Mimi, and avoid the distraction of the enchanting Dolores Alfano – who seeks the inspector's help in locating her missing husband. But like the Potter's Field itself, Montalbano is on treacherous ground and only one thing is certain – nothing is quite as it seems . . . The Potter's Field is followed by The Age of Doubt, the fourteenth in the series.
The Age of DoubtAuthor: Andrea Camilleri Publisher: Pan Macmillan Language: Number of Pages: Format Type: PDF Size: 29,67 MB Download: 564
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Andrea Camilleri's sensational Inspector Montalbano continues in the fourteenth instalment, The Age of Doubt. A chance encounter with a strange young woman leads Inspector Montalbano to Vigàta harbour – and into a puzzling new mystery. The crew of a mysterious yacht – the Vanna – due to dock in the area have discovered a corpse floating in the water, the dead man's face badly disfigured. It isn't long before Montalbano begins to become suspicious of the Vanna's inhabitants. Who is the yacht's owner, the glamorous and short-tempered Livia Giovannini? How has she accrued her riches? And why does she spend so much time at sea? Meanwhile Montalbano finds himself getting into tangles with the dreaded Commissioner, the exasperating Dr Lattes and a very beautiful young woman at the harbour, with whom he becomes dangerously besotted . . . Can the Inspector clear his head long enough to unravel this murky mystery? The Age of Doubt is followed by The Dance of the Seagull, the fifteenth book in the series.