For a Pun Time Call Smitty

Make yourself and your friends and family crack up with a book of puns from Smitty's everyday humorous thoughts and conversations.

For a Pun Time Call Smitty

Make yourself and your friends and family crack up with a book of puns from Smitty's everyday humorous thoughts and conversations. Enjoy a collection of Yo' (family) jokes, cunning catch phrases, and witty pickup lines to share at the next social event and brighten your day.

The Great American Novel

Shufflin': 'Don' you worry none, Mistuh Smitty, I call ya' in time fo' you to shave up and eat a good heffy breakfass fo' ... through six-hour sieges of solitaire, rising to pun when they caught me napping, “Run out of patience, Mr. P.?

The Great American Novel

The Ruppert Mundys, once the greatest baseball team in America, are now in a terminal decline, their line-up filled with a disreputable assortment of old men, drunks and even amputees. Around them baseball itself seems to be collapsing, brought down by a bizarre mixture of criminality, stupidity, and The Great Communist Conspiracy, aimed at the very heart of the American way of life. In this hilarious and wonderfully eccentric novel Philip Roth turns his attention to one of the most beloved of all American rituals: baseball. Players, tycoons and the paying public are all targets as Roth satirises the dense tapestry of myths and legends that have grown up around The Great American Pastime.

Waste Not Want Not

He had tried to explain it to Chiun several times. ... Smitty's probably wondering if I'm dead again.” A thought occurred. ... “Hey, Pun!” he hollered in the direction of the village. “You nimrods get the phone working yet?

Waste Not  Want Not

Something's rotten in the garbage business - and CURE is ready to take out the trash . . . Mayana - a South American country known only for a mass cult suicide - is poised to become the salvation of a trash-choked globe. An ingenious new device called the Vaporizer can turn garbage into thin air and trash into cash for the beleaguered nation. And what could be a more beauteous sight for a global environmental summit than barges piled high with the world's smelly refuse parading through Mayana's harbor. Actually, Dr. Harold Smith smells trouble, and with the U.S. President headed for the summit, he dispatches Remo and Chiun to the scene, posing as garbage scientists. And not a moment too soon, since torpedoes are sinking garbage scows left and right, leaving a stinking mess and a huge crisis. It's clear that nobody -- including a Japanese industrialist, anex-Soviet premier turned peacenik environmental tree hugger, and the president of Mayana himself - can be trusted, specially when the Destroyer uncovers a diabolical plot of global domination that promises to totally trash the free world . . . Breathlessly action-packed and boasting a winning combination of thrills, humour and mysticism, the Destroyer is one of the bestselling series of all time.

Flying Magazine

(Confinued from page 57) search, rescue and other emergency calls. Smitty has discovered a number of brush fires and reported them by radio before they developed into major blazes. Once, to save time, he landed in a farm yard and phoned ...

Flying Magazine


Modern Canadian Plays

When my bit's up here , my real old man'll be outa Kingston , and me and him's gonna hit the big time together . I guess a pun ... thinking better of using the term a joy - rider like you don't know who Tiger Tibber is . SMITTY Sure .

Modern Canadian Plays


Jewish Wry

Smith gushes together puns , exaggerations , and dialect stories from his opening line— " Call me Smitty " —to his ... and Poe launch the reader into a zany belles - lettrist world , where at any time he may meet literary allusion ...

Jewish Wry

Jewish Wry examines the development of Jewish humor in a series of essays on topics that range from Sholom Aleichem's humor to Jewish comediennes through to the humor of Philip Roth.

Water Marks

Dubb and Smitty had visited the remaining mortuaries between the Car54 meeting and Swede and Dutch's foray into Idiotville as they had christened their time with the Cruisin' Cousins. Dutch ended their account of that encounter with ...

Water Marks

Milford, Iowa Police Chief Rick Dante and his police force must thaw five cold cases in search of clues. Unless they find the perpetrator of five seemingly unrelated homicides, the final crime will stun the town and no one will feel safe anymore in Milford, Iowa.

Music s Golden Frontier

Smitty Herron. probably would not be Jr. & the boys. But when you talk about some of the greatest old-school combos ever, so tight, ... I don't wanna sound like a broken record (pun intended), but again, the worst of times (mid-sixties ...

Music s Golden Frontier

“Smitty is a creative talent who brings a very unique interpretation, that is both informative and anecdotal. He had spent most of his life studying and working with the graphic / visual arts. Although he still loves the visual arts.......he finally realized.....later in life......... what he had actually known all along...... that everything comes back to a song. It is not unusual for anyone to conjure up vivid memories whenever a certain song is mentioned, or played. However, Smitty does it in a way that puts the reader into the actual environment.....very magical. Most folks would probably not have experienced some of the events and circumstances that he mentions within this book, but I think that everyone can relate to them. Another factor that sets this book apart from other music retrospectives are the constant reminders of those unheralded performers, writers, producers who seldom would get top billing, but who made outstanding creations just the same. One of his strongest talents is being able to link a specific historic event with a song, which, of course, comes from a very deep memory. This, along with the sometimes humorous observations contained throughout, make for very enjoyable and informative reading. Could actually be considered as a general reference book for the music and events of the “baby-boomer” generation. The best thing is, not only is this book a story about a specific era, but it is his story.

The Atlantic Monthly

He had been at the College a long time . And now he was Dean . In a way , he and the College were of ... “ I call Mary ' Smitty , ' ” he said . “ She hates it . ... Levin , somber , meditative , hopeless , quick to catch a joke or pun .

The Atlantic Monthly


The Hell Cat Incident

I'll call Jack Smalley, the lab chief, and fill him in on what I want them to do. As soon as you deliver the rifle to the lab, you are free to return.” Sgt. Clawson was hardly out the front door of the building by the time Murdock had ...

The Hell Cat Incident

: After a deer hunter was shot and killed at a private hunting club, it was first thought to be an accident. But was it? Further investigation by the local County Sheriff’s Office brought the ‘accident’ theory into question.

Hair Calamities And Hot Cash

“I see what you mean, but we need to untangle this problem, pardon the pun. ... After Robert calls you about Mr. Jacobsen's cash, I'll tell him Durbin Brown is a fraud. ... It's almost time for Reverend Binder's wife.

Hair Calamities And Hot Cash

What happens when a New York stockbroker crashes his car into Eve Castleberry's North Carolina beauty shop ... on the same day the young widow's defective hair products are causing wild hairdos? Soon, Eve finds herself helping the handsome stranger hunt the thieves who stole his clients cash...and hot on the trail of two of the FBI's most-wanted criminals! Romance blossoms amid danger, suspense and Eve's hair-brained plan to get back the money.

Marines Never Cry Becoming a Man When it Mattered

“Zeke, you won't believe this, but do you remember that name you called his band in the old days—Buster Hymen and the Zonites? ... “Jesus, what a douche bag Dex turned out to be, pardon the pun,” said Zeke with ...

Marines Never Cry  Becoming a Man When it Mattered


Texas Monthly

Leo's Mexican Foods, numerous locations (consult the yellow pages for address and phone number). A real home-town favorite. ... Cr. Smitty's Barbecue, 6219 Airport Rd (772-5876). ... Call for times and prices. Bill and the Widowmaker, ...

Texas Monthly

Since 1973, TEXAS MONTHLY has chronicled life in contemporary Texas, reporting on vital issues such as politics, the environment, industry, and education. As a leisure guide, TEXAS MONTHLY continues to be the indispensable authority on the Texas scene, covering music, the arts, travel, restaurants, museums, and cultural events with its insightful recommendations.

The Monthly Traveller Or Spirit of the Periodical Press

LEGAL PUN.- A learned Judge , who shall be name . Through this plain ran a small stream , and on this less , while trying a case during the ... The Frenchman On Pinch Back sandy plain , rapped and called out , “ Is de smitty mitin ?

The Monthly Traveller  Or  Spirit of the Periodical Press


Holy Deadlock and Further Ribaldries

It mockingly denoted a propensity toward unreflective repetition of the so-called sagacity of others; ... directly related to the events of Extreme Husband Makeover, was ilest temps defondre la cloche, as in, “it's time to melt the ...

 Holy Deadlock  and Further Ribaldries

Crafted with a wit and contemporary sensibility that make them playable a millennium later, Jody Enders's translations of twelve medieval French farces take on the hilariously depressing—and depressingly hilarious—state of holy wedlock.

The New York Times Magazine

Revson ) , Maxi , Babe and other name would Sex had entered the field , and Smitty sounded like a bunch smell as sweet ... ( Coco is described in the patname is part of the package , grances called Obsession and ois of the trade as “ an ...

The New York Times Magazine


Cadence

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Cadence


Jazz Times

Then the trio , featuring band improves with age - no pun making this a true quartet . Cables , cooled it down with the lyri- intended . Sweets Edison had strong What can you say about R cism of " For Heaven's Sake " ( except chops ...

Jazz Times


Billboard

JULY 1,2000 Toya, ASCAP/Kelendria, ASCAP/LaTavia, ASCAP) HL 25 SEPARATED (Grindtime, BMI/Zomba, BMI/Tuff Huff, ... BMI/Rye Songs, BMI/WB, ASCAP/Howie Hersh, ASCAP/Sony/ATV Tunes, ASCAP/Smitty's Son, BMI/H Bomb H, ASCAP/Zomba, ...

Billboard

In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.

The Rockies

The Rockies

This unique guide to Colorado, Utah, Montana, Wyoming, and Idaho includes walking and driving tours, outdoor activities, dining and lodging reviews, favorite off-the-beaten track haunts, and still-untrampled national park trails. A new addition to Fodor's Gold Guide line.