Happy Pants Cafe

Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) Digging A Hole (Book 3, The Ohellno Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) Accidentally in Love with...a God?

Happy Pants Cafe

From New York Times Bestseller MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF The Happy Pants Café has no public information—no website, no address, no phone number—and it doesn’t show up on any map, either. Yet, there’s a line of single women around the block, waiting to get inside. And when they come out, their smiling faces don’t look like coffee buzzes. (Or afterglows.) So what could they possibly be doing inside? Harper Branton thinks she knows their dirty little secret, and it’s just the story to save her mess of a journalistic career. There’s just one problem: her competition. He’s sexy, he’s arrogant, and he’s about turn Harper’s life upside down with a few secrets of his own.

Skinny Pants

Digging A Hole (Book 3, The Ohellno Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES ... PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

Skinny Pants

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Comes a New, Standalone, Romantic Comedy, SKINNY PANTS. (Book Three, The Happy Pants Café Series) SHE ACCIDENTALLY CATFISHED THE PERFECT GUY. BUT WILL HE EVER LOVE THE REAL HER? DR. JACK REED has been through hell. His wife cheated on him, broke his heart, and lied for years. But moving on isn’t easy, and it’s impossible to trust women again. Until he meets Macie, a nurse at his new hospital. There’s something about her honest heart that makes him want to fight to get his life back. NURSE MACIE FRANKLIN was always known as “the fat girl.” After decades of failed diets, she doesn’t dream of ever being anything but invisible to the opposite sex. One moment of weakness and two glasses of bubbly later, she’s in a steamy online chat with “Dr. J-Love” as the fake, size 8, bubbly Catrina. Their passionate conversation convinces her it’s time to make big life changes. But when she goes to see Dr. Reed, the new amazing surgeon everyone’s talking about, it’s Dr. J-Love! And he’s way hotter in person. They hit it off a second time as friends, but now Macie’s heart is at risk of falling hopelessly in love. Will he ever love the real her back?

OH HENRY

Pawn (Part 2, Mr. Rook's Island Series) The Goddess of Forgetfulness (Book 4, Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series) Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) Digging A Hole (Book 3, ...

OH  HENRY

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes OH, HENRY, Book Two of the Ohellno Series. (Standalone Story.) SHE'S GOT ME BY THE FOOTBALLS... My name is Henry Walton, and though I've been called many things throughout my life--tree trunk, moose, walrus--I am now six foot five, solid muscle, and the hottest defensive end in the NFL college draft. This is the moment I've been waiting for: fame, women, and glory. Just one problem: I'm suddenly in a bad slump. And it started the moment I got dumped by Elle, the nerdy goddess with thick glasses, a smokin' hot body, and a genius IQ. So what gives? We only dated for a few weeks, and it's not like I've missed her. (Much.) Regardless, all the facts point to one conclusion. Elle is my lucky nerd-charm. So call me superstitious, but I have to get her back before I lose everything. Even if she's the last girl I should want and she now hates my guts.

Pawn

The Goddess of Forgetfulness (Book 4, Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series) Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) Digging A Hole (Book 3, The Ohellno Series) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS ...

Pawn

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Part Two of Mr. Rook's Island, a Sexy, Dark, Romantic Suspense. SHE KNOWS HE’S BAD. THE QUESTION IS, HOW BAD? Stephanie Fitzgerald is nobody’s pawn. Determined to discover the truth about a missing loved one, she lands a job at the world’s most exclusive resort, working for the only man with the answers—Mr. Rook. He’s shockingly handsome, thoroughly intimidating, and completely off-limits. But the truth she seeks isn’t black and white, and Mr. Rook is a far more dangerous temptation than she ever knew. Will Stephanie resist her desires, or will she be lured into Mr. Rook’s world of hidden sins?

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant

Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) Digging A Hole (Book 3, The Ohellno Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) Accidentally in Love with...a God?

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a Horribly Sunny Mystery, The Librarian’s Vampire Assistant. NOBODY MESSES WITH HIS LIBRARIAN. . . Who killed Michael Vanderhorst’s maker? It’s a darn good question. But when the trail brings Michael to hellishly sunny Phoenix, Arizona, his biggest problem soon becomes a cute little librarian he can’t seem to stay away from. He’s never met a bigger danger magnet! Even her book cart has it out for her. And is that the drug cartel following her around, too? “Dear God, woman! What have you gotten yourself into?” Things go from bad to worse when local vampires won’t play nice. Can this four-hundred-year-old vampire keep his librarian safe and himself out of hot water? Can he bring his maker’s killer to justice? Yesterday, he would’ve said yes. But yesterday, he didn’t have a strange connection with a librarian. Yesterday, people weren’t trying to kill her.

Goddess of Forgetfulness

The Librarian's Vampire Assistant Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) Digging A Hole (Book 3, The Ohellno Series) Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) ...

Goddess of Forgetfulness

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Book Four, the Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. Series (Standalone) “FORGET ME! PLEASE!” The Goddess of Forgetfulness has spent seventy thousand years wishing for a man to remember her for more than five seconds. But when her wish is finally granted, she’s appalled. Távas is cocky, handsome, and seven feet of rude muscled man. He can’t possibly be her mate! But all signs are pointing to yes. Okay, at least a strong maybe. Is this some sort of cosmic dating error? She darn well hopes so. Determined to discover the truth, she agrees to one date. Just one! But the night is about to reveal that his real identity is crazier and more alluring than she ever imagined.

Mr Rook

Pawn (Part 2, Mr. Rook's Island) Coming November, 2017 Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) The Goddess of Forgetfulness (Book 4, Immortal Matchmakers) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) Accidentally ...

Mr  Rook

From NEW YORK TIMES Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Part One of Mr. Rook’s Island, a Sexy, Dark, Romantic Suspense. He’s Enigmatic, Dangerously Handsome, and COMPLETELY OFF-LIMITS… The women who vacation on Mr. Rook’s exclusive island are looking for one thing and one thing only: to have their wildest romantic fantasies come to life. Pirates, cowboys, billionaires—there’s nothing Rook’s staff can’t deliver. But when Stephanie Fitzgerald’s sister doesn’t return after her week in paradise, Stephanie will have to pose as a guest in order to dig for answers. Unfortunately, this means she’ll need to get close to the one thing on the island that’s not on the menu: the devastatingly handsome and intimidating Mr. Rook. And he’s not about to give the island’s secrets away.

SMART TASS

... Mr. Rook's Island) Skinny Pants (Book 3, The Happy Pants Café Series) The Goddess of Forgetfulness (Book 4, ... PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

SMART TASS

From New York TimesBestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes SMART TASS, a new Romantic Comedy. He's the hot college quarterback all the girls want.She's the smart girl he loves to pick on.And now that they're all grown up, things are about to get geekin' ugly. My name is Tass. I'm smart, I'm driven, and I am determined not to let prankster Hunter Johnson continue raining on my parade. When we were little, he'd pull my hair and call me names. When we were teenagers, he'd throw food and tease me for being a flat-chested virgin. But now that we've ended up at the same college, he's out of his hot head if he thinks he can keep messing with my life. It's like he's fixated on me or something. Well, guess what, Mr. Amazefootball? I'm not that geeky little girl anymore and you do not screw with a smart woman. So what's my plan? It's definitely wild, and he's about to find out.

Leather Pants

OTHER WORKS BY MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) THE FATE BOOK SERIES (Standalones/New Adult Suspense/Humor) Fate Book Fate Book Two THE ...

Leather Pants

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Book #2, The Happy Pants Cafe Series It Only Takes One Hot Rock Star To Ruin Your Life… The youngest woman to ever sit on the bench, the Honorable Sarah Rae Alma has busted her butt to get where she is. No fun. No distractions. And definitely no bad boys. In fact, she takes a certain pleasure in crushing their souls—yes, she has her reasons. So when rock-n-roll’s most famous bad boy, the legendary Colton Young, enters her court, looking hotter than sin and smugger than hell, she’s just itching to serve a little justice. But Sarah’s about to make the biggest mistake of her life. And her fate will land squarely in the hands of the world’s most notorious rock star rebel. Will he crush her? Or will he tempt her to take a walk on the wild side?

The Ohellno Series Box Set Books 1 3

(New Adult/Humor) Fate Book Fate Book Two THE FUGLY DUET (Contemporary Romance) fugly it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

The Ohellno Series Box Set  Books 1 3

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes the OHellNO Series box set (Books 1-3). Standalone Romantic Comedies, where opposites clash and can’t keep their hands off each other. BOOK #1: SMART TASS He’s the hot college quarterback all the girls want. She’s the smart girl he loves to pick on. And now that they’re all grown up, things are about to get geekin’ ugly… My name is Tass. I’m smart, I’m driven, and I am determined not to let prankster Hunter Johnson continue raining on my parade. When we were little, he’d pull my hair and call me names. When we were teenagers, he’d throw food and tease me for being a flat-chested virgin. But now that we’ve ended up at the same college, he’s out of his hot head if he thinks he can keep messing with my life. It’s like he’s fixated on me or something. Well, guess what, Mr. Amazefootball? I’m not that geeky little girl anymore and you do not screw with a smart woman. So what’s my plan? It’s definitely wild, and he’s about to find out… BOOK 2: OH, HENRY She’s got me by the footballs… My name is Henry Walton, and though I’ve been called many things throughout my life—tree trunk, moose, walrus—I am now six foot five, solid muscle, and the hottest defensive end in the NFL college draft. This is the moment I’ve been waiting for: fame, women, and glory. Just one problem: I’m suddenly in a bad slump. And it started the moment I got dumped by Elle, the nerdy goddess with thick glasses, a smokin’ hot body, and a genius IQ. So what gives? We only dated for a few weeks, and it’s not like I’ve missed her. (Much.) Regardless, all the facts point to one conclusion. Elle is my lucky nerd-charm. So call me superstitious, but I have to get her back before I lose everything. Even if she’s the last girl I really want and she now hates my guts. Play ball? BOOK 3: DIGGING A HOLE He’s the meanest boss ever. She’s the sweet shy intern. They’re about to wreck each other crazy. My name is Sydney Lucas. I am smart, deathly shy, and one-hundred percent determined to make my own way in the world. Which is why I jumped at the chance to intern for Mr. Nick Brooks despite his reputation. After ten failed interviews at other companies, he was the only one offering. Plus, everyone says he knows his stuff and surely a man as stunningly handsome as him can’t be “the devil incarnate,” right? Wrong. Oh…that man. That freakin’ man has got to go! I’ve been on the job one week, and he’s insulted my mother, wardrobe shamed me, and managed to make me cry. Twice. Underneath that stone-cold, beautiful face is the evilest human being ever. But I’m not going to quit. Oh no. For once in my life, I’ve got to make a stand. Only every time I open my mouth, I can’t quite seem to muster the courage. Perhaps my revenge needs to come in another form: destroying him quietly. Because I’ve got a secret. I’m not really just an intern, and Sydney Lucas isn’t my real name.

Mack

... (The King Series, Book 5) LEATHER PANTS (Happy Pants Café Series, Book 2) AVAILABLE NOW: THE HAPPY PANTS CAFÉ SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 2) THE FATE BOOK SERIES ...

Mack

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff Comes the Story of Mack, a Continuation of the King Trilogy “THEY THINK KING IS EVIL, BUT HE’S GOT NOTHING ON ME.” – Mack MY NAME IS MACK. And if I play my cards right, I will soon be dead. Permanently. Not even my powerful twin brother will be able to resurrect me. A good thing. Because a man like me has no business living. Not when I have killed. Not when I have betrayed everyone I have ever cared for. Not when I know I’m destined to do it again. This is why I have come looking for her—the only one capable of ending me once and for all. But will she think I’m just another insane patient? Or will she believe the truth? I am thousands of years old, my heart too dark to be salvaged. ~~~~~ MY NAME IS TEDDI, short for Theodora. My entire life has been a canvas of grays, whites, and black. I can’t feel, I can’t understand joy, I’ve never truly lived. Until now. His name is Mack, and though he believes he’s cursed, my degree in psychology tells me otherwise. Besides, someone who’s capable of bringing so much light into my life can’t be anything but good. But I can save him. If he’ll let me. (STANDALONE STORY – BASED ON THE USA TODAY BESTSELLING KING TRILOGY)

DIGGING A HOLE

Check (Part 3, Mr. Rook's Island Series) The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, Book 2 THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES ... PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

DIGGING A HOLE

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes Book Three of the OHellNO Series, DIGGING A HOLE. (Standalone.) HE'S THE MEANEST BOSS EVER. SHE'S THE SWEET SHY INTERN. THEY'RE ABOUT TO WRECK EACH OTHER CRAZY. My name is Sydney Lucas. I am smart, deathly shy, and one-hundred percent determined to make my own way in the world. Which is why I jumped at the chance to intern for Mr. Nick Brooks despite his reputation. After ten failed interviews at other companies, he was the only one offering. Plus, everyone says he knows his stuff and surely a man as stunningly handsome as him can't be "the devil incarnate," right? Wrong. Oh...that man. That freakin' man has got to go! I've been on the job one week, and he's insulted my mother, wardrobe shamed me, and managed to make me cry. Twice. Underneath that stone-cold, beautiful face is the evilest human being ever. But I'm not going to quit. Oh no. For once in my life, I've got to make a stand. Only every time I open my mouth, I can't quite seem to muster the courage. Perhaps my revenge needs to come in another form: destroying him quietly. Because I've got a secret. I'm not really just an intern, and Sydney Lucas isn't my real name.

Check

M. Vanderhorst) THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) Accidentally in Love with...a God? ... HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

Check

From New York Times Bestseller, Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, Comes CHECK, Part Three of the Romantic Suspense Series, Mr. Rook’s Island. SHE’S BEEN TAKEN. HE’S GOT HOURS LEFT TO LIVE. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO SAVING THE WOMAN YOU LOVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR MORE TIME? Mr. Rook, eccentric billionaire and owner of the most exclusive island resort in the world, has a secret. Hint: Legends say it can make you young again. But when he’s no longer willing to pay the dark price to keep eternal youth on the island’s menu, the very thing that once kept him young is now turning on him. With only hours left to live, the woman he loves is taken by the worst kind of man this world has to offer. Turns out she’s been keeping dark secrets of her own, and getting her back won’t be as simple as writing a check. What happens next will force him to break every vow he’s ever made, betray his heart, and leave her doubting him forever.

The Boyfriend Collector

... THE FUGLY SERIES (Standalones/Contemporary Romance) fugly it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants (Book 2) Skinny Pants (Book ...

The Boyfriend Collector

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes The Boyfriend Collector. I JUST NEED ONE GOOD MAN TO GIVE ME HOPE… Treated like a servant in my own home, I can’t stop dreaming of my twenty-first birthday. It’s the day I’ll inherit a fortune, break free from my cruel family, and finally start living my life—finish school, travel, find love. After a lifetime of hardship, it’s all I’ve ever wanted. Sadly, I’m about to discover a shocking secret my family’s been keeping from me. I must marry before my birthday to claim the money. Worst of all, he must be approved by my grandparents—the same people who are trying to steal my inheritance. It’s ugly. But there’s no time for tears. If I want my fairy-tale to come true, I’ll have to find a man I can love and trust. Unfortunately, that’s easier said than done.

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant Book 3

THE ACCIDENTALLY YOURS SERIES (Paranormal Romance/Humor) Accidentally in Love with...a God? ... a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants ...

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant  Book 3

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes an uncomfortably hilarious Mystery with a heaping help of sexual frustration, THE LIBRARIAN’S VAMPIRE ASSISTANT, Book Three. (Yep! It’s a STAND-ALONE. But why not read them all because…fun!) FALLING IN LOVE WITH A LIBRARIAN JUST CAN’T GET MORE AWKWARD… Michael Vanderhorst is not your usual vampire. For starters, he works in a library, is in love with Miriam, his hot nerdy human boss who has no clue what he is, and he looks like a college student. In reality, Michael is an ancient deadly vampire, an ex-assassin, and is currently the de facto king of his kind ever since their ruling party disappeared. To where? He doesn’t know, but if he wants his life back, he’ll have to find out. (Mystery!) Especially because a civil war is brewing, and being king makes his librarian a mark for his enemies. She is, after all, his biggest weakness. With a global uprising about to explode, Michael must give her the protection of his army. Only one problem: She must become his queen first. But every attempt he makes to tell her the truth is met with extreme hostility. “Vampires aren’t real. That’s crazy talk, Michael!” Clearly, the topic frightens her. With time running out and her life on the line, Michael is left with one option: Marry her. Without her knowing. Can he pull it off? And what will happen when the fight comes to their door?

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant Book 2

... THE FUGLY SERIES (Standalones/Contemporary Romance) fugly it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants (Book 2) Skinny Pants (Book ...

The Librarian s Vampire Assistant  Book 2

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a humorous, standalone mystery, The Librarian’s Vampire Assistant, Book 2. (Yep! It’s a standalone. The boring title is just to mess with you!) HOW MUCH LONGER CAN HE KEEP HIS SECRET AND HIS FAVORITE HUMAN SAFE? Michael Vanderhorst has always been a lone wolf. Or lone vampire? Whatever. Point is, this ancient gentleman vampire is obsessed. She’s quirky, a horrible dresser, and the cutest librarian he’s ever seen. The question is, why her? In four hundred years, no one has ever captured his attention like this. He must find out, which is why he just signed on as her new assistant. The problem is, she has no idea vampires exist or that she’s just broken one of their laws. As the leader of his territory, Michael has been ordered by his council to turn her or kill her. “Over my dead body!” To overturn the ruling, Michael needs the council on his side, and right now they’re asking him to hunt down and execute five hundred vampires no one can seem to locate. Unfortunately, his assassin days are long over, and he’s not so sure he can go back to killing. But with Miriam’s life on the line and their unusual bond growing stronger each day, will he dust off the old sword or give her the bite that will make her his forever?

Boxed Set The Immortal Matchmakers Inc BONUS Bundle

it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants (Book 2) Skinny Pants (Book 3) SPRING 2018 IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC., SERIES ...

Boxed Set  The Immortal Matchmakers  Inc  BONUS Bundle

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, THE IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. BONUS BUNDLE: Book 1: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. Book 2: TOMMASO Book 3: GOD OF WINE Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL? BOOK ONE: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE? Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn't made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he's still single? The Goddess Cimil--owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.--thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus's near future, she's determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian "act" a little more civilized. But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie? BOOK 2: TOMMASO SOMETIMES, HOT MEN CAN BE REAL MONSTERS... Tommaso Fierro is used to the finer things in life--nice suits, nice car, nice house. Okay, his past isn't so nice, but that's in the past. Or at least it was until he blacked out after meeting the woman of his dreams. Annnd possibly capturing her. Annnd possibly terrorizing her before she got away. Annnd discovering that he's turning into a horrible creature he loathes with all his heart. Luckily, there's a cure. Unluckily, it will require him to track this woman down and convince her to give him a second chance. But if he finds her, will she ever believe that he's really not a monster? BOOK 3: GOD OF WINE CAN ROCK-HARD ABS SAVE THE WORLD? HE SURE THINKS SO. Reckless and wild, the God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years. And New Year's Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, things are a bit different. A plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he's turning downright evil. All those New Year's bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation. Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband material. But can a little gym time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., turn him into a divine sex machine? Absolutely! So watch out, ladies! The God of Wine is lookin' for love. And he has absolutely no clue what he's doing. Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL? DO A POWERFUL KING AND A CRAZY GODDESS STAND A CHANCE? Meet Cimil. Yeah, she's the Goddess of the Underworld, harbinger of all things evil and deadly, yadda yadda . . . but she's also crazy fun! While minding her own business in Giza, Egypt, around 3000 BC (give or take a few centuries), she spots the hottest mortal her immortal eyes have ever seen. And he's not just any guy--he's the strong, powerful pharaoh. But when he kills her pet unicorn, Cimil vows revenge, even if takes thousands of years to get even. When Roberto meets Cimil, the king knows she's his soul mate. It isn't just her beautiful eyes or gorgeous body, but the godly power he feels simmering just beneath her fun-loving surface. They were the perfect couple . . . until the dead unicorn thing. Now after four thousand years, Roberto crosses paths with Cimil again, and his love for her is stronger than ever. But can he win her back?

BOX SET The Wall Men Trilogy

it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants (Book 2) Skinny Pants (Book 3) IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC., SERIES ...

BOX SET  The Wall Men Trilogy

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes a suspenseful Dark Fantasy, The Wall Men Trilogy. Book One, a Haunted House Book Two, a Vow Broken Book Three, a Vow Kept MONSTERS? VAMPIRES? GHOSTS AND DEMONS? MEN WHO GUARD THE WALL BETWEEN US AND THEM. I’m sitting at my grandma’s bedside, moments away from losing her, when she begins to rant about monsters and men trapped in her old mansion. I practically grew up there, so I know it’s the pain meds talking. There’s nothing inside that drafty house except rotting books, rusty pipes, and neglected antiques. “I’ve written down all the rules, Lake. You must follow them,” she tells me, gasping for air. “The Wall Men cannot get free. They are soulless and evil. They will try to seduce you. But you cannot listen. They must remain chained to the wall.” What the…? In her final breath, she makes me swear to read her journals. But above all, I must promise to never go inside her bedroom, the one that’s always kept locked. Madness! Weeks after her funeral, I’m forced to confront the neglected estate she’s left behind. I can’t afford the taxes, so it has to be cleaned and sold. That’s when I hear a deep velvety voice on the other side of her bedroom door, demanding to be let out. And dammit if I don’t want to break my promise and see who’s on the other side.

WALL MEN Book Three a Vow Kept

it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) Leather Pants (Book 2) Skinny Pants (Book 3) IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC., SERIES ...

WALL MEN  Book Three  a Vow Kept

From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff comes the third book of the Wall Men Trilogy, a suspenseful Dark Fantasy filled with monsters, vampires, giants, and love. HER PLAN IS SIMPLE: FIGHT LIKE HELL! I never asked for any of this. Not to be taken to a strange, violent land. Not to be married off to a giant or get stuck between warring kingdoms filled with ravenous monsters. Nor did I ask to be turned into a vampire and placed on the throne. Ruler of them all. This is crazy! But now that I see what these creatures have in store for my world, I have to step up, even if it terrifies me. Because no one is coming to save my little town back home or the rest of the world I love despite its flaws. I’m the cavalry. Lucky me, I have a plan. Unlucky me, I just discovered that my fifty-foot-tall warlord husband might be the key to carrying it out. If only I could trust him. But I can’t. And if only I weren’t in love with the ghost of his dead brother. But I am. And if only I knew how this is going to end. I don’t. But today, I fight. Today, I risk it all for what I love.

She s Got the Money

THE FATE BOOK DUET (New Adult/Humor) Fate Book Fate Book Two THE FUGLY DUET (Contemporary Romance) fugly it's a fugly life THE HAPPY PANTS SERIES (Standalones/Romantic Comedy) The Happy Pants Café (Prequel) Tailored for Trouble (Book 1) ...

She s Got the Money

From author M.O. Mack comes another fast-paced standalone thriller, SHE’S GOT THE MONEY. TO SAVE THE HIT MAN SHE SWORE TO WALK AWAY FROM, SHE’LL HAVE TO BREAK ALL THE RULES. INCLUDING HIS RULES. When Emily escaped her old life, she never imagined ending up here: running the front office for a crew of dangerous hit men. Even worse, now she owes them money for protecting her from her abusive husband. This new situation is ten times deadlier than the life she fled, but every attempt to leave lands her deeper into their world. Especially now that her boss has been taken by some very bad people. And they want money. A lot of it. She could walk away. She should walk away. Because to save him means she’ll have to do the unthinkable. And then there’s no turning back.