And you have me to thank for it. I know because my life sucks as much as yours does. Even worse, actually. Hey I wrote the book on it, didn't I? But my life sucking is not the point here. The point is you. Now that you've completely ...
Author: Janet Periat
A wickedly funny parody of self-help books and the entire personal growth movement. This book isn't just reverse psychology, it's PERVERSE psychology. Edgy, dark and hilarious, the ten steps range from creating a negative self-image to developing an addiction. This audacious and shocking black comedy might actually be helpful-if you do the exact opposite of what is suggested.
eyes when they ask what you are going to do with your life (because you know you couldn't even decide what jeans to wear that morning) On a random Sunday morning at church, as Ashley sat in a sea of faces she didn't know, ...
Author: Bianca Juarez Olthoff
Do you ever just want someone to help you figure life out--to tell you how to win at work, what guys to stay away from, and what jeans rock your body shape? This book is the perfect cocktail of sass and down-to-earth guidance to navigate your way to the life you want to live. With so much information at your fingertips, real success, good dates, and true friendships can often feel out of reach. Packed with lessons learned from her own mistakes and heartache, Bianca Juarez Olthoff is your guide (minus the cargo shorts and tacky hat) in avoiding unnecessary detours on the path to your best self. With her signature wit, engaging stories, and brilliant insights from a counselor friend, Bianca gives spot-on advice for adulting, career, relationships, and faith. Following the biblical story of Ruth and Naomi, Bianca's humorous and honest anecdotes will empower you to create a successful life and discover all you can be. This curated manual for the modern woman will help you: Connect with a mentor, let go of bad friendships, and find a relationship worth keeping Trust the goodness of God even in loss, betrayal, and unanswered questions Take initiative, do hard things, and achieve meaningful success Fall in love with God's Word and see the Bible come alive Bianca will show you that though life is tough, you are too.
Do you believe in “karma”? If so, then why does your life suck? Are you on the Jersey-side of luck? If so, then possibly you are making the wrong choices daily. It could just be that your thinking process is all-wrong.
Author: Brian Kasperitis
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
If you are struggling with failure or a divorce or suffering with an illness or whatever it is that might be holding you back, don’t forget that it doesn’t need to be that way. Join Brian Kasperitis in this book Your Life Sucks: Because You Are a Big Jerk! Let Mr. Kasperitis help you in this charming and easy-to-read book on how you can change your life for the better—starting today!
10 Surefire Ways to Live Life and Love the Ride Michelle Deangelis. If you want to learn to play the piano, you must practice. Every time you practice, your brain assigns more neurons to that activity; until finally you have laid new ...
Author: Michelle Deangelis
Publisher: Rodale Books
Life can really suck. But it doesn't have to. With the help of esteemed consultant and coach Michelle DeAngelis, life can really rock. DeAngelis serves up a combination of street-smart wisdom and cheerful irreverence as she shows readers how to enjoy the "ride of their lives," regardless of the roadblocks or potholes along the way. By providing the specific mechanics to joy, DeAngelis shows that joy is a repeatable by-product of living one's life in integrity and of making conscious choices every day that kick misery, worry, and guilt to the curb. She explains how most people are not naturally equipped to deal with life's challenges and then introduces foundational tools and effective techniques to take readers from crappy to happy. She starts with a Joy Quotient Quiz that gives readers their "JQ" score and identifies their "Gap"--the measurable difference between what people think and what they do--which is where life sucks. She then teaches a four-step, fast-acting process that provides "suck relief" to solve everyday problems. The centerpiece of the work is DeAngelis's 10 Life-Changing Ahas. From the title to the very last line, Get a Life That Doesn't Suck is not your everyday self-help book. Through humor and real-life examples, DeAngelis explains how readers can reduce their stress, improve their outlook, and get rid of whatever is holding them back. She provides the formula for readers to make joy real and accessible so that the journey from "life sucks" to "life rocks" is worth the trip.
Stop Life from Sucking You Dry, Stealing Your Passion and Making You Miserable Brian Norris. addictions to the things that drain your income and steal your joy. Separate from the people who want you to be miserable or want you to ...
Author: Brian Norris
Publisher: Brian Norris
Written by positivity expert Norris, this concisely written book offers practical, real world strategies, insights, and techniques that work to turn anger and resentment into positive change.
If there's anything you get out of twenty years in prison, it's time to think. To reflect, mostly. It was while I was incarcerated that I came to the realization that my life sucked.
Author: Cavanaugh K. Sweeny
Publisher: Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.
Now a national bestseller (of no place on Earth), this book contains my proven Your Life Sucks, Buy This Book system of life fulfillment. Whether it's your career, your spiritual development, or your degree of personal fulfillment, the information in this book will do absolutely nothing towards making your life better, but your money will get me that much closer to buying another vacation home. This parody of self-help and business development books is a must-read for CEO's, managers, and fans of a good laugh.
How to Deal with the Way Life Is, Was, and Always Will Be Unfair Michael I. Bennett, Sarah Bennett. SECTION 2 HOMES SUCK. . . When Your Home Is ... There are almost always opportunities to make your life better and yourself stronger.
Author: Michael I. Bennett
Category: Young Adult Nonfiction
From New York Times best-selling authors Michael I. Bennett, MD and Sarah Bennett--a book for teens that shows readers that we all deal with crap in our lives and how to laugh at some of the things we can't control. Being a teenager can suck. Your friends can become enemies, and your enemies can become friends. Your family can drive you crazy. School and teachers can be a drag. Your body is constantly changing. And everyone seems to tell you to "just be you." But just who is that? With their open and honest approach, father-daughter team Michael I. Bennett and Sarah Bennett's book is sure to appeal to teenagers and show them they aren't alone in dealing with fake friends, with parents who think they're "hip," and even how high school isn't everyone's glory days. Young readers--and their parents--are sure to find this no-nonsense, real-life advice helpful, and it will help them realize that it's okay to talk to their parents and other advisors around them about big issues that might be uncomfortable to discuss.
Life is tough (Life is hard, Life sucks); wear (get) a helmet. 1992 Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer (New York: Anchor) 28: “'My life didn't turn out the way I thought it would.' Hey. . . . Life sucks. Get a helmet.
Publisher: Yale University Press
Collects more than 1,400 English-language proverbs that arose in the 20th and 21st centuries, organized alphabetically by key words and including information on date of origin, history and meaning.
Your job sucks. Your pay sucks. Your car sucks. Your dating life sucks. Sucks, sucks, sucks, and yet, your idea for the future is to double-down on the same shit that is making your life suck? It makes no fucking sense. Do you have any ...
Author: MJ DeMarco
Publisher: Viperion Publishing Corp
Category: Business & Economics
Has Your Life Been Conscripted by an Economic Religion? Learn How to Free Yourself and Your Life Through the Power of Fastlane Entrepreneurship By all appearances, Jeff and Samantha Trotman are living the American Dream. But behind the white picket fence, they endure an American Nightmare. With little time for each other, a pile of debt, and Ferrari taste on a Ford budget, the ruse of affluence is killing them. Two respectable jobs and a lovely suburban house paint a pretty picture, but behind the ink is a broken marriage rife with meaningless work and dead dreams. And now, with an unplanned pregnancy, they're facing a mid-life crisis twenty years early. With little time and looming bankruptcy, the Trotmans are forced to face the red-pill truth they long denied: They were alive, but they weren't living. Determined to resurrect their life and their marriage, the Trotmans plot a rat-race escape-only to find themselves more thickly in it. As tensions rise and hope fades, follow along step-by-step as the Trotmans pivot to a new strategy and a new career: starting a business as entrepreneurs. While they navigate their journey, you'll learn 120 wealth-building strategies and principles that your mainstream financial guru won't dare reveal-actionable concepts that will help you profit your way into the Unscripted 1%, an emerging economic class of entrepreneurs who enjoy a lifetime of freedom emancipated from miserly living and Wall Street's "save, pray, and wait" paradigm. Discover how one family escapes the rat-race grind and wins a lifetime of financial freedom, leaving behind the tyranny of meaningless jobs and mediocre living- and how you can too. Here is just a little of what you will learn: The Bad Math Principle: Why most people will never escape the rat-race, much less earn financial freedom. The 1/5/10 Strategy: How this one simple exercise will unearth your ultimate dream life while establishing a decision framework for its reality. The Honeypot Principle: Why the financial media's "invest a $100/mo for 40 years in indexed-funds" narrative is part of the same rat-race scheme, just a different side of the same rigged coin. The Dual Change Strategy: The two divergent sides of change and how it can make you a fortune. The Value Skew Strategy: How to find literally 1000s of business ideas and why you never need to "disrupt" or invent anything new or novel. The Millionaire Payday Strategy: How to spot opportunities to hire yourself and earn an instant millionaire-making income. The Cinderella Principle: Why starting a business based on a cultural trend or a fad is a horrible idea. The Perseverance Strategy: Never struggle with motivation again; the four necessary ingredients to tap into unlimited motivation and determination, regardless of the obstacles in your way. The Triangulated Value Strategy: Learn how to never quit three-feet from gold: The 3-pronged strategy in maximizing marketing yields while also illuminating the "quit or continue" decision. and over 110+ more! Don't let the rat-race and its co-conspirators proclaim your life as non-essential. Don't let the rat-race entice you to save your life away for the promise of an elderly retirement. Don't let the rat-race lull you into a tedious existence medicated by television, video games, and trivial sporting events. Go Unscripted, escape the rat-race, and win your happily-ever-after.
to keep the good times rolling, but... you're my friend, and I don't want to see you roll over a cliff.” “Come on, Jimmy. Life just sucks. What am I supposed to do about it?” “And there it is right there. Does life suck, or do you?
Author: Moisés Castillo
"My Diploma doesn't seem to work" was written by a recent high school grad who is passionate about helping others see through an established system and find their greater potential. What you will get out of reading this book is a shifted perspective and an abundance of self-awareness of the systematic structure that every student is obligated to go through. Whether the student becomes successful outside of school, comes down to how well they are self-aware of their surroundings and environment. Concepts that the educational curriculum leaves out will be addressed in the book through a series of vignettes and analysis along with recommendations for further knowledge. High school education is a subject that should no longer be looked over, by rather understanding there is a hole in the system. And the first step in solving a problem is realizing there is a problem.
I told you, it was only in self-defense. I'm more like a vigilante, one of the good guys. Besides, I'm a vampire. You can't suck my blood.” “Are you sure?” “Yes, I'm sure. Look at me. Do you want to bite my neck?
I knew that nurses had the power to make your life suck worse than it already did, and it was clear that this bitch considered me to be one step away from starring in my own loser reality show. Screw her. I was at least two steps away.
Author: Diana Rowland
Publisher: Hachette UK
Angel Crawford is a loser. Living with her alcoholic deadbeat dad in the swamps of southern Louisiana, she's a high school dropout with a pill habit and a criminal record who's been fired from more crap jobs than she can count. Now on probation for a felony, it seems that Angel will never pull herself out of the downward spiral her life has taken. That is, until the day she wakes up in the ER after overdosing on painkillers. Angel remembers being in an horrible car crash, but she doesn't have a mark on her. To add to the weirdness, she receives an anonymous letter telling her there's a job waiting for her at the parish morgue--and that it's an offer she doesn't dare refuse. Before she knows it she's dealing with a huge crush on a certain hunky deputy and a brand new addiction: an overpowering craving for brains. Plus, her morgue is filling up with the victims of a serial killer who decapitates his prey--just when she's hungriest! Angel's going to have to grow up fast if she wants to keep this job and stay in one piece. Because if she doesn't, she's dead meat. Literally.
to try and take risks because they overestimate all the consequences and possibilities of failing. ... For example, when you walk into a shop and see something you want but you don't have the money, straightaway your mind will tell you ...
Author: Eric Teh
Publisher: Partridge Publishing Singapore
Are you feeling lost in life? Are you having troubles and dilemmas figuring out what youre supposed to do in life? Are you getting tired of being tired, stressed, and weak? Are you taking full control of your life, living the lifestyle of your choice, and achieving your own dreams or other? Are you feeling happy every day? Everybody wants to be happy, to spend time enjoying something they want and not worry about anything. Unfortunately, many are trapped in their comfort zones, feeling stressed and tired daily. As time passes, many may not realize that their routines never change and theyre not doing anything to solve the problem. Theyre just feeling afraid and waiting for miracles to happen that can change their lives. Some come to realize that life is stressful, meaningless, and unworthy that they decide to end it as a way of escaping reality. Some are fulfilling their life purpose and blissfully working on their dreams. That person can be you as well. But the questions are still being pondered, and the universe is asking, How bad do you want it? Are you willing to take the risk of stepping out of your comfort zone and changing your life? If yes, this book has all the answers.
... make your decisions, and your decisions determine the quality of your life. I'll say all that as simply as I can—the quality of your life is defined by the quality of your decisions. Yep, it's that simple! If parts of your life suck ...
Author: Paul Skornik
This book is a collection of proven, common-sense objectives, as well as many of the fragments of good advice often given by numerous motivational speakers and other behavior experts. The big difference is that now it’s all in one place at one time, and most important, it’s written in the form of usable concepts with complete and easy-to-understand explanations. This book makes it possible for almost anyone to achieve more personal goals and enjoy a better quality of life by improving most relationships in their lives.
Release on 2006-09-01 | by Michael Bryant Halstead
Your boss sucks! Now what? What are you going to do about it? The choices are yours and the power is yours. Consider the circumstances in which you find yourself and choose what course of action you want to take.
Author: Michael Bryant Halstead
Publisher: Riptide Publishing
My Boss Sucks, A Story Book And Survival Guide is an innovative personal development tool geared for all levels of employees. The title creates a humorous, tongue-in-cheek reaction that compels people to open the book and read more. Inside the cover are quick-read stories that offer people insights into themselves and the real-world challenges faced by their managers. It creates understanding, individual accountability, and the opening for a different kind of employee/manager conversation.
Because I have tried to be the one for you but every time it is her getting in the way! Why are you suing her, huh? You trying to get rid of her and finally be happy? Or you just trying to keep her in your life?” Because she sucks!
Author: Michael Chaese
Publisher: Michael Chaese
Recipe for love: 1) Realise which recipe you are. 2) Decide which meal you want to have for the rest of your life. You suck! You suck so bad, I HATE how much you suck. I am going to show everyone what you're really like and I won't rest until the whole world is letting you know that YOU SUCK! This cheeky little rom-com is a portrayal of the trials of modern love from a lawyer's perspective.
Health/Fitness US $14.95 A PROVEN PLAN THAT CAN MAKE YOU FEEL AND LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGER! ... This book lays out an easy-to-follow, practical program designed especially for Baby Boomers, to get you into the best shape of your life.
Author: Jim Laabs
Publisher: First American Publishing
Category: Health & Fitness
Being in your 40s, 50s or even 60s doesn't mean you have to “lower the bar” when it comes to your health and fitness. This book lays out an easy-to-follow, practical program designed especially for Baby Boomers, to get you into the best shape of your life...within 60 days.Who says fitness can't be fun? While other books treat health and fitness with somber seriousness, I think getting into shape should be enjoyable. You'll find this book easy and interesting, and maybe even have a few laughs on the “fun road to fitness.” - A complete health and fitness plan including exercise and nutrition - Whether you need a minor tune-up or a major fitness overhaul, this book can work for you - Especially designed for men and women in their 40s, 50s and early 60s - Down to earth, useful advice in an easy-to-read, understandable book
his life, he suggested I write a book called Why Your Life Sucks. Shortly afterward a publisher asked me ... After wrestling with the project for a while, I decided to make it an exciting challenge. Even though the title sounded rather ...
Author: Alan Cohen
Publisher: Hay House, Inc
Category: Body, Mind & Spirit
Beloved author and teacher Alan Cohen (A Course in Miracles Made Easy) uses his idiosyncratic, insightful spin on spiritual wisdom to show that we can enjoy significant career and financial success and be true to our passion and soul's calling. Can you create material success and keep your spirit alive? Is it possible to combine prosperity with purpose and passion? Can you sell your product without losing your soul? Expert coach and beloved teacher Alan Cohen demonstrates the answer is yes. In Spirit Means Business, he identifies--and then dismantles--the 10 primary illusions that keep us from connecting spirituality and prosperity. To name a few: * If you want to succeed, you have to suffer first * There's only so much to go around * Competition is healthy and necessary * To do well in your work, you must give up your life In each case, Alan shows us how to replace the illusion with a higher truth, using principles that always work when we apply them consciously. You'll learn from down-to-earth examples of individuals who have combined soul and success, and you'll find crisp, clear formulas to bridge the gaps and surmount the hurdles along the way. Drawing on wisdom sources from the Tao Te Ching to A Course in Miracles, as well as stories from Alan's clients and his own life, this book will help you navigate a spiritually sound path to the success you desire.
Your Work before You Read Write down the top three things in your life that you would like to change below (do this work BEFORE you begin reading the book): Your Work after You Read Write down at least one thing for each of the areas ...
Author: Callie Page
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Category: Family & Relationships
Parenting is only as difficult as you want to make it and, typically, has a lot more to do with how you feel about yourself than how you feel about your children. To the extent that you believe in who you are and where you are in your life creates the inevitable outcome of your parenting abilities. Let this book guide you through your own thoughts and illuminate the areas in which you are capable, and willing, to change unwanted behavior.Find out who you are through the magnification of your children's lives and help both of you grow in the process. Are you who you think you are? Are you afraid to find out? Do most of your decisions about parenting leave you questioning and fearful, or content and peaceful? Moreover, why would any of this matter? Your Parenting Sucks will help you decide your direction as a parent and, ultimately, as an individual in this world.
No one's going to shake your hand for living a life that sucks , so you've got to make your life suck less , you know ? And sometimes that even includes finding new friends to replace the ones you had . " “ Do you reckon ?
Author: James Roy
Publisher: Univ. of Queensland Press
Category: Juvenile Fiction
Sixteen-year-old Gunner escapes abuse at home by joining her cousin Arky on her photographic expedition around Australia, during which they pick up two hitchhikers.