Old Farts Club

OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em.

Old Farts Club

OLD FARTS CLUB We all live with them....decrepid, surly, wrinkled...tin need of either plastic surgery or euthenasia?...but we love 'em. Lined pages - room for their inner cumudgeoning. Dead skin wipes off easily. Great funny gift for those approaching their 30s....or 40s or 50s or 60s...you get the picture.

Old Farts Club haiku Senryu and Anomalies

An excerpt // the tree of a / thousand singing birds be- / side the sea

Old Farts Club haiku  Senryu  and Anomalies

An excerpt // the tree of a / thousand singing birds be- / side the sea

The Old Farts Club of America Libretto

... AT RISE: 1.2 It's a week later, and we find ourselves in DOMINIC PACHETTA'S
office, There is a meeting scheduled s morning between he and DANNY
LAZARUS in order to try and find “young blood” writers for the old farts club to
utilize.

The Old Farts Club of America Libretto


Notebook

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club T- funny 6x9 inch notebook

Notebook

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club T- funny 6x9 inch notebook

Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains

This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing.

Official Member Old Fart Club All Aches and Pains When It Rains

This journal is a perfect gift for friends and family male or female. Other features of this notebook are: - 120 pages - 6x9 inches - matte cover This book is convenient for writing. It has the perfect size to carry anywhere for journaling and note taking.

The Old Farts Club

An over the hill gang plots to steal from the Democratic Election Committee. Will they get caught or can The Old Farts Club help change the course of a Presidential election and live to tell about it?

The Old Farts  Club

An over the hill gang plots to steal from the Democratic Election Committee. Will they get caught or can The Old Farts Club help change the course of a Presidential election and live to tell about it? A quick, fun read with more than a few comments about the 2016 Presidential election.

Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club

Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club. This Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club has a sturdy cover for a beautiful look and feel.

Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club

Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club. This Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club has a sturdy cover for a beautiful look and feel. This Notebook Planner Funny Official Member Old Farts Club for your your mother, friends, sister, family, boy, girl, children, girlfriend give this notebook planner as a great present for graduation, anniversary, birthday, christmas, thanksgiving.

Butter Wouldn t Melt

This book examines their history and gives accounts of their unusually subversive school behaviour and their more modern meetings or exchanges through social media. It is surprising how rude some of these boys can be.

Butter Wouldn t Melt

A group of boys thrown together in the 'A' form of a favoured grammar school in Southend-on-Sea in England in the late 1950's have remained a close-knit group for half a century. This book examines their history and gives accounts of their unusually subversive school behaviour and their more modern meetings or exchanges through social media. It is surprising how rude some of these boys can be.

Official Member Old Farts Club Funny Old Person Gift for Men and Women Retirement Office Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diar

Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes.

Official Member Old Farts Club  Funny Old Person Gift for Men and Women Retirement Office Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diar

Personalised Homework Book Notepad Notebook Composition and Journal Gratitude Diary Paperback notebook 6.0" x 9.0" with college ruled lines on each page. Approximately 100 pages in all. Great to have with you when you need to make those little notes at short notice. Would make a great Christmas or birthday gift for a friend or a family member. Whether it is the start of the school year or half way through it these school journals are great gifts for boys and girls, students of any age and teachers. Filled with ruled paper this school workbook is a must have for every student with 100 pages offering ample room for school homework and notes. These back to school journals work great for: Back to School Memory Book Back to School Supplies & Essentials School Year Keepsake Book School Record & Planner Homeschooling School Supplies Composition Books & Homework Teachers Gifts & Stocking Stuffers Birthday Gifts for Kids

Old Farts Spy Club

Patrick O'Sullivan, an aging, semi-retired agent, believes he's stumbled onto a terrorist plot that threatens to bring Los Angeles to its knees.

Old Farts  Spy Club

Patrick O'Sullivan, an aging, semi-retired agent, believes he's stumbled onto a terrorist plot that threatens to bring Los Angeles to its knees. Fighting the ghosts of past failures, he must now rely on old acquaintances from both sides of the Cold War, as well a a pair of trainees, all the time hoping that he is wrong.

The Old Farts Versus the Fatberg

Fatbergs are massive congealed lumps that block sewer systems, they are formed by non-biodegradable plastic matter such as wet wipes, sticking to the sides of sewers when mixed with cooking fat or grease.

The Old Farts Versus the Fatberg

Fatbergs are massive congealed lumps that block sewer systems, they are formed by non-biodegradable plastic matter such as wet wipes, sticking to the sides of sewers when mixed with cooking fat or grease. The Fatberg that blocked the Boris Johnson Tunnel was 130 tonnes in weight with the length of Tower Bridge, it became worldwide news both for its size and the failure of Mayor Boris Johnson, to build tunnels large enough to handle London sewerage. The Fatberg fired imaginations and disgusted people all over the world, a musical was being written about it and a slice of the Fatberg was shown in the Museum of London, prompting British Broadminded Television to film a Fatberg Autopsy. Where sewerage experts Professor Peter Watercloset and Doctor Zee Garbo discovered, that the Fatberg posed a deadly threat to the whole of London, as did decadent British Broadminded Television who were shielding paedophile Jimmy Savile.Yet top B.B.T journalist Harry Hack rubbished the Jimmy Savile allegations, and he also mocked the findings that the Fatberg could spawn a dangerous life form, but hypocritical Harry was destined to witness the first attack by a ferocious Brown Blob. Causing London Water Board to hurriedly allocate a laboratory to Doctor Zee Garbo, where with the expert assistance of Professor Peter Watercloset, Doctor Garbo developed an effective antidote to the monstrous Brown Blob. The task of spreading this antidote through the London sewers fell on the Old Farts Club, a mobility scooter gang led by the anglophile Laird of Loch Ness, better known worldwide as the biker and stuntman Evil Neville. Today they are nicknamed 'The Few' and the heroism of the Old Farts is part of London legend, while the studies of Professor Peter Watercloset and Doctor Zee Garbo led to the new Thames Tideway Tunnel, to counter the narrow tunnel vision of Brexiteer Boris Johnson.

Fitness for Old Farts

... from the Amazon and the oil squeezed from a bulb only known to San trackers
in Namibia have squeezed the fat from your bank account, but done nothing for
your body? Blame it on yourself, you Old Fart, and welcome to the Old Farts Club.

Fitness for Old Farts

If you’re an Old Fart who needs to do something about your shape, or you’d like to help the Old Fart in your life shape up, this is the perfect book for you. If you’re engrossed by TV ads that claim that taking their pills will make your fat disappear or that strapping on and plugging in a device will shock your abs into shape, you’re an Old Fart. If you believe that by exercising your wallet you can look like that 20-something-year-old body builder in the ad, you’re an Old Fart. If money is no object, as long as getting into shape does not mean getting off the couch and actually exercising, then you are an Old Fart who needs to read this seriously funny book. It was after the death of yet another friend in his 50s due to heart failure, that actor/writer Tim Plewman and a group of his friends formed a ‘Fellowship of Old Farts’ to try to avoid a similar fate. Fitness for Old Farts is the outcome and proof that the programme they followed really does work. With humour and empathy, Tim provides practical and honest help to men over the age of 50 hoping to rediscover good health and a respectable physique, while still enjoying mealtimes. Using himself and his friends as role models on what can be achieved with the correct, progressive gym exercise programmes, as well as healthy food choices in the form of tasty and simple-to-prepare recipes, he goes right to the heart of the matter because he understands the problems, fears and motivations relevant to old farts. Tim Plewman’s Fitness for Old Farts will keep you in stitches.

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club Journal - Funny Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself!

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club

Funny Official Member Old Farts Club Journal - Funny Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding

The Extra Virgin Spy Club

Before they were Old Farts, they were Young Whippersnappers.

The Extra Virgin Spy Club

Before they were Old Farts, they were Young Whippersnappers. The heroes from The Old Farts' Spy Club are young, inexperienced trainees for The Office. Learning the Spy Game in Italy starts out as mostly fun, but gets serious fast as they learn that in the world of espionage, nothing is as it seems.

Computer Gaming World

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Pong in the arcades , watched Star Wars when it was first shown in the cinema ...

Computer Gaming World


Exodus

Exodus - the first book in The Old Farts Club series.

Exodus

Jamaica: a Caribbean paradise fraught with unseen danger. The Old Farts Club: a small group of mixed-age military veterans with various 'skills' who frequent a local fast food joint to swap stories and trade tales. During a dream Jamaican vacation, Danny 'Dud' Wilkerson is devastated when, after a seemingly random accident, his wife Evie vanishes. The Montego Bay police force insists on a seventy-two hour wait before anyone is officially considered missing. With concrete evidence of her disappearance, Dud can't wait and, faced with a race against time to find his wife, calls on The Old Farts Club to join him in paradise to track her down. Little do they know, Evie's disappearance is just the beginning of a scary and thrilling adventure that takes them from paradise to Hell, as The Old Farts piece together clue after clue and use all of their skills to not only find the missing woman, but to stop something altogether more sinister. Exodus - the first book in The Old Farts Club series.

Totally Subjective History of the Ryder Cup

Unless they wanted to starve, top players still had to perform their poxy club job
duties, many of which entailed cutting greens, cleaning shoes, repairing clubs,
teaching old farts, and generally taking orders from several hundred idiots. (Think
of ...

Totally Subjective History of the Ryder Cup


Cafe Wisconsin

Leonard takes part in the Old Farts Coffee Club every morning because it ' s the
only time he has to visit with friends who “ share things in common ” with him ,
particularly retirement and a love of fishing . At least a couple of times a week , he
' s ...

Cafe Wisconsin


Proceedings of the Biennial Convention International Longshoremen s and Warehousemen s Union

You've always been up front . It's been a lot of years and a lot of fun . Thank you .
Area [ Applause ] FRATERNAL DELEGATE JIM KEITH ( Canadian Pensioners ) :
Well , welcome to the Old Farts club , Bo . [ Laughter ] FRATERNAL DELEGATE ...

Proceedings of the Biennial Convention   International Longshoremen s and Warehousemen s Union