Like every person who has ever fallen in love, truly, madly and deeply, Angad and Piya craved for each other’s company and wished to stay together, forever. Fate grants them their wish, but not in the way they would have expected in their wildest of dreams. What transpired between them, which turned their lives in a nightmare? ‘O Shit! What Happened!’ is the story of Angad and Piya, their love for each other, their collective miseries, and some unusual events that changed the course of their lives.
It was shit. Then the shit hit the fan. Would someone find a way of making it worse? Of course they would! Welcome to THE SHITSHOW...' There's a lot going on these days. Trump, Brexit, Call the Midwife . . . The rise of the robots . . .
Author: Steve Lowe
Publisher: Hachette UK
It was shit. Then the shit hit the fan. Would someone find a way of making it worse? Of course they would! Welcome to THE SHITSHOW...' There's a lot going on these days. Trump, Brexit, Call the Midwife . . . The rise of the robots . . . The rise of Easy Peelers . . . The authors of the bestselling Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? series present an hilarious examination of the new age, asking: ~Is Donald Trump a literary character? ~The AI/robot takeover: has it already happened? ~Are the animals ganging up on us too? ~What is an LGBT sandwich? ~Would you like to make it as an influencer? ~Is Brexit Britain like the 1950s, or the 1930s, or, er, the 780s? ~What is 5G? ~What is consciousness? ~Do you need a smart toilet? ~Are you stronger than clickbait? Just get on with it! Whatever 'it' is.
so Tia put the forty quids in Mrs Shit special money tin box with the picture on of a
girl in Christmas. There is no money for a long time in 'til this, so new startings.
OK, Mrs Shit, that all the home news BUT now Tia tells you the big news .
Author: Dawn French
Publisher: Penguin UK
Dawn French, number one bestselling author of A Tiny Bit Marvellous returns with Oh Dear Silvia. Everyone knows the real Silvia, don't they? Silvia Shute lies in hospital in a coma. Family and friends gather at her bedside, each thinking they know the real Silvia. But do they? For Silvia hides a secret. One she can never tell. And as her visitors congregate so the truth about Silvia is slowly revealed. Again, and again and again . . . Oh Dear Silvia is the brand new novel from one of Britain's most loved comic writers and the number one bestselling author of A Tiny Bit Marvellous. Praise for the book 'Hilarious. My top book . . .' The Times 'Side-splitting, darkly humorous' Heat 'Written with serious intent, both literary and thematically: Dawn tackles the big ones - love, death, grief, childhood, motherhood, parenthood - head on' Guardian
The lights came on and the neoliberal nonsense was proved, once and for all, to
be a heap of mad shit. Even former Chairman of the Federal Reserve Alan
Greenspan - the daddy of no-regulations capitalism, hero to Brown, disciple of
Author: Alan McArthur
Publisher: Hachette UK
The authors of the bestselling IS IT JUST ME OR IS EVERYTHING SHIT? survey the post-crash landscape. Are we better people now, or just the same people with less money? From bank bailouts to enviro-copouts; from Tory politicans listening to The Jam to celebrity credit crunch 'victims' Grant Bovey and Anthea Turner; from BNP coppers to Christian theme parks to middle-class shoppers banging on about budget supermarkets; plus everyone banging on about The Wire . . . Funny, sharp and timely, IS IT JUST ME OR HAS THE SHIT HIT THE FAN? asks the crucial questions of the new age, like; why are the people who screwed the world still running the world and screwing the world until we're all screwed more than we've ever been screwed before?
It knows shitall about music. Neither do Elle magazine or Cosmopolitan. Cosmo
is known mainly for doing questionnaires about blow jobs, which are sometimes
related to, but are essentially different from, music. ESPN's Jock Rock and Jock ...
Author: Steve Lowe
Publisher: Hachette UK
An encyclopedic attack on modern culture so hilariously bitter that it actually becomes uplifting. Based on two runaway UK bestsellers, this new American edition has been ingeniously adapted and features exclusive new material for US audiences by Brendan Hay, a former Daily Show headline producer and contributing writer to America: The Book. If you hate chick lit, Che Guevara merchandise, pop Kabbalah, cosmetic-surgery-gone-wrong-as-tv-programming, DVDs with ads you can't skip, or any of a few hundred other insanely annoying modern things, then this book will finally lend creedence to your frustrations. Say NO to the awful ideas, terrible people, useless products, and infuriating doublespeak that increasingly dominates our lives. Never before has there been a book so completely full of shit. Clearly, it isn't just you...
Then they go inside and remember that it's actually a festival of shit with price
tags on. You can find: George Bush fridge magnets – you can dress him up as
either Shirley Temple or Wonder Woman. A Monkey tape measure. Numerous
Author: Steve Lowe
Publisher: Hachette UK
An encylopedic attack on modern culture and the standard reference work for everyone who believes everything is shit. Which it is. This book brings together the very best of Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? Volumes 1 and 2. Anyone who enjoyed the first two volumes will like this book even more. Equally, anyone who didn't like those books will actually find this one hilarious and informative.
My book of poetry is my testimony of love and lost from the time I wrote my first rhyming phrase. I do have a bit of an wild side and fantasies that you would read about I love women and my sexuality, My book displays my confidence in my words and what I feel to be true, I also display another poet named Smiley she is a marvelous writer of poetry as well and look out for her. I Ain't Suga Coating Shit Is Happy Sad Indifferent Freaky Lovable & Mostly Blunt
filthy deeds and you, me and everyone else pays heavy so they can get the latest
fix of some shit that doesn't make sense to anyone repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat,
repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat they are the losers of all. Why was I not blowing ...
Oh, shit. Didn't the Señor see the stop sign back there? Did they think that
because they were in Mexico they could disrespect the signs? Yeah, yeah, let's
just get to the mordida. How much do you want? El Chango is impatient and not
in the ...
Author: Patricia Santana
Publisher: UNM Press
It's April 1969, and fourteen-year-old Yolanda Sahagún can hardly wait to see her favorite brother, Chuy, newly returned from Vietnam. But when he arrives at the Welcome Home party the family has prepared in his honor it's clear that the war has changed him. The transformation of Chuy is only one of the challenges that Yolanda and the rest of her family face. This powerful coming-of-age novel, winner of the 1999 Chicano/Latino Literary Contest, is a touching and funny account of a summer that is still remembered as a crossroads in American life. Yolanda and her brothers and sisters learn how to be men and women and how to be Americans as well as Mexican Americans. "A captivating portrayal . . . .the novel is challenging, warm, provocative, often humorous, always engaging."--Rudolfo Anaya "Patricia Santana's Motorcycle Ride on the Sea of Tranquillity will take you on an exhilarating journey through the tortured landscape of the late 1960s, and show you how the stench of a brutal foreign war and revolutionary winds at home swept into the lives on one Mexican American family in Southern California. . . . Santana takes her place among those new Chicana writers who are refashioning the face of American literature for the twenty-first century."--Jorge Mariscal, University of California, San Diego, author of Aztlan and Viet Nam: Chicano and Chicana Experiences of the War
Poopology. Only what is inside counts. Find out what it means when it comes out. So if you have ever wondered what your poop says about you, you'll finally be able to get some answers. To understand ourselves better, Poopology shows how we can correctly interpret our faeces and find a deeper meaning in them. Humorous awesome! A must for every toilet.
You have to laugh. It is a tragedy in three movements: The Thighs, The Dick, The Fame and a counter-movement: Italy. An actress creates a physical and vocal mask challenging a provocative, scandalous and beastly text. Words might be sung, howled and shrieked but a chant never emerges. In her naked physicality she tells a personal story in an unbroken flow of thoughts/words rendered as sounds and movement. The deafening screams being choked. Appeased. Imploded. This female onstage offers herself up in a feast, ready to be torn apart by anyone. A poetic piece born of the flesh that returns to the flesh, captured in a tightly-sealed aesthetic. Applause required. The Shit is driven by a desperate attempt to pull ourselves out of the mud, the latest products of the cultural genocide aptly described by Pasolini since the modern consumer society began taking form. A totalitarianism, according to Pasolini, even more repressive than the one of the Fascist era, because it's capable of crushing us softly. Si deve ridere. E' una tragedia in tre tempi: Le Cosce, Il Cazzo, La Fama e un controtempo: L Italia. Nella sua nudità e intimità pubblica, l'attrice costruisce una maschera fisica/vocale sfidando un testo scandaloso, provocatorio e rabbioso. La scrittura è cantabile, ma il canto non emerge mai, ed è invece preponderante la chiave dell invettiva, del grido, del corpo che sussulta la sua storia personale in un flusso di pensieri/parole raccontati come suoni. Strazianti. Urla assordanti e contratte. Sopite. Implose. La femmina si offre dal vivo come in un banchetto, pronta a venire sbranata da tutti. Una partitura poetica che nasce così dalla carne e alla carne ritorna, pur dentro a una rigidissima confezione estetica. Applausi obbligatori. La Merda ha come spinta propulsiva il disperato tentativo di districarsi da un pantano o fango, ultimi prodotti di quel genocidio culturale di cui scrisse e parlò Pier Paolo Pasolini all affacciarsi della società dei consumi. Quel totalitarismo, secondo Pasolini, ancor più duro di quello fascista poiché capace di annientarci con dolcezza.
“Crap. It's six months later than I'd planned to be back. That's what I get for
hurrying. Our power's been switched off for ... Shit, shit, shit.” “What's wrong?” “We
've been found out, that's what's wrong,” muttered Margaret. She pulled up
Author: MeiLin Miranda
Publisher: Sans Culotte Press
Unwed motherhood in Victorian England spells the end--your chances of marrying, chances even of working, disappear. Unless you can somehow "disappear" the evidence... That's where "baby farmers" Amelia and Margaret come in. They'll care for your unwanted infant--for a fee. But what are they really doing with the babies? When the police find dozens of tickets for pawned baby clothes and no evidence of the babies themselves, Amelia and Margaret become wanted women, and a newborn's life hangs in the balance. This is a DRM-free short story.
V World religions: ' Atheism - Shit happens. ' Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama
dama ding dong. ' Hinduism - This shit happened before. ' Islam " If shit happens,
take a hostage. ' Zen - What is the sound of shit happening? . Buddhism - When ...
Author: Llewellyn Dowd
Publisher: Random House
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Oh shit. I wonder who told him. “Is it true?” he asks. “Is what true?” I ask, as if I don
't know what he's talking about. “I heard Wu played you the fuck out! I know that
ain't true, is it?” “Yeah, he got that off,” I mumble. “Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
Author: Al-Saadiq Banks
Publisher: True 2 Life Publications
Cashmere has just been released from Federal Prison. After serving seven years, he has finally paid the Government the debt he owed them. Now he wants what the streets owe him. His plan is to pick up from where he left off. The only problem is, the new generation has taken over and they refuse to accept orders from the middle-aged veteran.It's seven years later, the little boys he left back home have turned into grown men. It's their turn and they're not going to sit on the sideline and watch him take over.Watch Cashmere do everything in his power to make it to the top, where he feels he truly belongs.Will he regain the crown or will he have to bow down?
Recent events have taught us all that anyone, anywhere can face an emergency situation. Do you have the tools, equipment, and knowledge to ensure the safety of your family? With the expert advice in this handbook, you can be better prepared for any emergency: · Terrorist attack · Fire · Flood · Tornado · Winter storm · Hurricane · Landslide · Earthquake · Drought · Nuclear emergency · Civil unrest · And more In this updated edition, Dave Black addresses the full range of disaster that can turn an ordinary day into a fight for survival. He offers advice on alarms, insurance, preparing a “disaster kit,” planning for evacuation, communication, emergency food handling, first aid, and more. With real-world considerations, he lays out the step-by-step responses that could save you and your family in a time of crisis.
because those was money calls knew he had pissed me off at times, it just I was
thinking I was falling for his shit all of it, it was hard for] to pull me in, he was at
luck with me, see my first love broked my heart man I was so hurt, I felt the pain ...
Author: April Graves
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Category: Family & Relationships
The pain will not never heal. Street life thug guy, how he decides to change his life from getting off the streets. Sold drugs and went to prison, did his time and decided to give up the game and change his life. J decided to give his life to God when he left and try to start over with his life. J had liked a girl from Racine, Wisconsin, back in them days, but they didnt make it cause April moved on. When J decided to change one day, J wrote a friend, and her name was April. She didnt know how to take it, but they made it to be. J was a happy guy, already had kids. When J got with April, J decided to make her the woman of his dreams. J made her to be his wife. Was in some mix up cause the haters will not let them go on with their love. One day J was a little stress; things were coming at J like someone was stepping on his toes and bring him down with all the madness. But they made it to be their love. April was a female from Chicago that let the bride be the beast. April made it in with joy and happiness.
Everybody is fascinated with the book and after that, for the second half of your
life, nobody gives a shit what you do. I mean, really, who gives a shit what Neville
Brody is up to? Nobody cares, we documented all we cared about and that's it.
Author: Daniel Sinker
Publisher: Akashic Books
“Collects some of [Punk Planet’s] best interviews from the past half-decade . . . serves as a reminder that punk is not just music but a movement.” —The A.V. Club Updated with six more interviews and a new introduction, the expanded edition of We Owe You Nothing is the definitive book of conversations with the underground’s greatest minds from the pages of Punk Planet. New interviews include talks with bands like The Gossip and Maritime, a conversation with punk legend Bob Mould, and more . . . in addition to the classic interviews from the original edition: Ian MacKaye, Jello Biafra, Thurston Moore, Noam Chomsky, Kathleen Hanna, Black Flag, Sleater-Kinney, Steve Albini, Frank Kozik, Art Chantry, and others. “We Owe You Nothing made me feel vital and alive.” —Seattle Weekly “The magazine Punk Planet has quietly been one of the most intelligent voices in the kingdom of punk and post-punk . . . [and] anyone with the vaguest interest in music would be well-served to learn from these captured moments [in We Owe You Nothing].” —Detroit Metro Times “No book has illustrated this relationship between punk and its believers more than We Owe You Nothing.” —Daily Herald “Straight talk with no bullshit, no spin. The result is an airblast of honesty, an antidote of attitude. Music fans will love this book, and so will fans of independent thinking.” —Flagpole “A wholly unique vision wrought not by consensus but by cultural cynicism and never-say-die musical populism.” —Magnet
for understanding the operation that establishes an irreducible equivalence
between money and shit— the operation that renders money, so to speak,
odorless. The creation and acceleration of the division between town and country
— a ...
Author: Dominique Laporte
Publisher: MIT Press
History of Shit is emblematic of a wild and adventurous strain of 1970s' theoretical writing that attempted to marry theory, politics, sexuality, pleasure, experimentation, and humor.
You can imagine my buzzer when I read in The New England Journal of Feces
that the important work begun by Dr. Flo Hung ... “It is old shit,” this Dr. Nesta
Trout wrote (they even allowed the word shit; what is scientific research coming to
Author: Larry Kramer
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
The long-awaited new novel by America's master playwright and activist—a radical reimagining of our history and our hopes and fears Forty years in the making, The American People embodies Larry Kramer's vision of his beloved and accursed homeland. As the founder of ACT UP and the author of Faggots and The Normal Heart, Kramer has decisively affected American lives and letters. Here, as only he can, he tells the heartbreaking and heroic story of one nation under a plague, contaminated by greed, hate, and disease yet host to transcendent acts of courage and kindness. In this magisterial novel's sweeping first volume, which runs up to the 1950s, we meet prehistoric monkeys who spread a peculiar virus, a Native American shaman whose sexual explorations mutate into occult visions, and early English settlers who live as loving same-sex couples only to fall victim to the forces of bigotry. George Washington and Alexander Hamilton revel in unexpected intimacies, and John Wilkes Booth's motives for assassinating Abraham Lincoln are thoroughly revised. In the twentieth century, the nightmare of history deepens as a religious sect conspires with eugenicists, McCarthyites, and Ivy Leaguers to exterminate homosexuals, and the AIDS virus begins to spread. Against all this, Kramer sets the tender story of a middle-class family outside Washington, D.C., trying to get along in the darkest of times. The American People is a work of ribald satire, prophetic anger, and dazzling imagination. It is an encyclopedic indictment written with outrageous love.
call my mother, but knowing her, she'll only start preaching about why I married
Leon and how he was no good from the start, and a whole bunch of other shit that
I didn't wish to hear. Who has time for that? “Junior has been doing all the ...
Author: Joy Evans-Smith
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Secrets. Everyone has them. Do you? How bad is your secret? Some of us have darker secrets than others. Meet the Baxton sisters: Patricia, Regina, Deidra, CeCe, and Sherilyn. They fight, they love, they laugh, and when necessary...some of them kill! These sisters each lead lives that are not what they seem. The question is, who will be discovered? Who will live and who will die? Secrets To Kill For is a fast paced, mind-boggling suspense thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat guessing all the way to the end!