The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Hundreds of silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley.

The Bumper Book of Jokes

The Ultimate Compendium of Gags, Wisecracks and Howlers for Every Occasion

The Bumper Book of Jokes

My doctor asked me if I drank to excess. I told him I would drink to anything. What is a bear's favourite pasta? Tagliateddy. How do snowmen get to work? By icicle. If laughter is the best medicine, this colossal compendium is an overdose waiting to happen! With gags grouped into sections ranging from marriage and mothers-in-law to health and holidays, there's something for everyone in these jest-packed pages. Side effects may include split sides and a sore jaw.

The Bumper Book of Kerryman Jokes

The Bumper Book of Kerryman Jokes

The biggest and best collection of Kerryman jokes ever published!

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Daft Jokes, Crazy Pictures, Utter Nonsense

The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness

Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.

Cracker Jokes

The Bumper Book of Festive Funny Stuff

Cracker Jokes

What goes Ho ho swoosh! Ho ho swoosh! Santa in a revolving door! What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese! What do you call a man trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian!

A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes

A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes

What sort of phone has Santa got? Pay as you ho, ho, ho!The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days - and that's sno joke! From food jokes to spooky jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers.Decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics, including:Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it's DecembrrrrrWhat do ducks do before their Christmas dinner? Pull their Christmas quackers!What does a grumpy mouse send another mouse at Christmas? A Cross-mouse cardWhat do elves use for making Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flourWhat's miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble.Why did the jelly wobble? It saw the milk shake.

The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes

Forget the Funniest Jokes Ever, Vols 1, 2, 3 and 4, this joke book presents the jokes you might be afraid to repeat to your closest friends, totally uncensored and hilariously illustrated. If you need an antidote to the politically correct madness that is par for the course today then why not give this highly amusing but highly offensive collection a go? We guarantee you won't find a single PC joke, and if you find one that even borders on inoffensive we might just give you your money back. That's 'might'. The wonderfully sick jokes include: * What's got one ball and fucks whores? Peter Sutcliffe's hammer. * What can turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS. * Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack. * Why do women always cry after sex? Mace.

Football Jokes

Fantastically Funny Jokes for Football Fanatics

Football Jokes

Perfect for football fans who like a good giggle, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! With funny illustrations by Jane Eccles, young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals. When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who's in goal when the ghost team plays football? The ghoulie, of course Why is a football crowd learning to sing like a person opening a tin of sardines? They both have trouble with the key. How can a footballer stop his nose running? Put out a foot and trip it up.

The Bumper Book of Would You Rather

The Bumper Book of Would You Rather

Over 350 ridiculous, mind-boggling and hilarious hypothetical questions, for anyone aged 6 to 106 Would you rather always have wet hair or always have wet feet? Would you rather live in a lighthouse on an island or a treehouse in a rainforest? Would you rather give the stranger on the bus next to you £1 million or receive £50,000 yourself? And would you rather chew someone else's chewing gum . . . or drink someone else's backwash??? The perfect brain-stretcher for anyone bored home alone, off on a long journey or looking for an easy party game after Christmas lunch, The Bumper Book of Would You Rather? is guaranteed to provide you with HOURS of entertainment.