Why I Stay Single

Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands, coworkers, and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date.

Why I Stay Single

Parker, a determined to stay single mother of three and grandmother, shares her brilliant jokes about encounters drawn from family, children, ex-husbands, coworkers, and some incredibly undesirable attempts to date.

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Humor and Cartoon Markets


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Motorcycle Dual Sporting Vol 2 Dual Sporters Thumper Humpers Single Cylinder Motorcycling

Initially, you'll be the brunt of jokes, insults, and comments like, “get that thing
outta here”, but only until the riding begins. ... The trouble is, I couldn't out run him
because my dual sport and his Harley have the exact same straight-line
performance. If one ever comes after me I'll have to keep riding until I can lose '
em in the curves. ... Try that with a 500 pound streeter. ... Their 300 pound
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contribute to the effect.

Motorcycle Dual Sporting  Vol  2    Dual Sporters   Thumper Humpers  Single Cylinder Motorcycling

Twenty-nine previously published magazine articles from the Backroad Bob's Motorcycle Adventures - Dual Sporters and Thumper Humpers CD. Nineteen stories compiled from fifteen years and 43,000 miles of dual sporting and ten articles that take a look at Thumper Humpers - the endearing term used to describe the individualists that tour on their single-cylinder four stroke motorcycles.

Youth s Companion

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Youth s Companion


Los Angeles Magazine

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product of a single overarching personality. ... For the recurring skits, which tend
to involve a host of characters all played by Shearer, he has devised a method
that involves recording one line at a time, then ... went past a bookstore where
there was a restaurant guide prominently featured in the window, a book about
500 New York ...

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Amend the Soil Conservation and Domestic Allotment Act

But in using this tactic which is nothing more than a " divide and conquer "
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production , the water conservation practices of the West are held up to be " true "
conservation . ... the greatest single possible contribution to clean water but the
administrators have tried to eliminate the very practices ... down until the amount
of $ 190 million when considering the inflation between 1936 and 1976 is really a
national joke .

Amend the Soil Conservation and Domestic Allotment Act


Ladies Home Journal and Practical Housekeeper

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present campaign is conducting itself more in was translated into all the
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Ladies  Home Journal and Practical Housekeeper


The Writer s Market

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The Writer s Market


American History

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segregated facilities that would be required . ... For some ten million American
men , this “ Greeting ” was the most significant single piece of correspondence
they would ...

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If the joke was on anyone , it was on them . had to “ do the unpleasant thing . ”
The message from the front line to the rear was : “ More bodies . ... six totalled
fewer than 4 , 500 men - but the service needed time to build the segregated
facilities that would be required . ... For some ten million American men , this “
Greeting ” was the most significant single piece of correspondence they would
ever receive .

Annual Editions


The Illustrated American News

For a Person , the current , for , " said he , " she was the most tarnal obstinate
woman I ever $ 1 . ... a single letter , by the Collins ' Line of Steamers , from
Liverpool to portrait of the President of the Fair . ... but has hitherto been regard-
will be thoroughly posted up ” in all that relates to the road he is traversing . on
hand , a new Book of Proofs of which is ... 109 Nazenu street , and is now
prepared to execute and thinking to crack a joke on him , asked him , why his fore
borse was so fat all ...

The Illustrated American News


Harper s Weekly

IF there is any one thing that the hobo prizes more than another it is his privilege
to ride on the railways free of charge. ... He hates to be laughed at just as much
as other people, and no matter how good the joke is, he keeps it to himself if it will
... There were nearly twenty of them, I should say, but not a single one had a horn
/ Fatty sneaked off to the watering -tank, ... From Lima, eight miles ahead and 500
feet higher, it winds up the narrowing valley of the Rimac, past great haciendas ...

Harper s Weekly


The Cultivator Country Gentleman

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The Cultivator   Country Gentleman


Esquire

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Forbes

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Forbes


The Country Gentleman

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The Country Gentleman


The Illustrated London News

3 ness that they rather sounded like the discharge of a single enormous Cintain
wic 1aby mr . ... as exists already in piece of artillery than a simultaneous fire from
500 muskets . matters of horseracing and rowing - - calculated to lead to results
upon ... Civil Service - - - 6 companies , 450 wen , under command ' The scene is
supposed to be laid in the peel house of the Charltons , 6 vanls . ... Aggregate
strength of 4th Brigade , 1450 men . observes how he is disposed to take the joke
.

   The    Illustrated London News


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