Wine Makes Mummy Clever

The perfect gift for Mother's Day - 60 brilliant ALL NEW cartoons from Andy Riley celebrating the special one.

Wine Makes Mummy Clever

The perfect gift for Mother's Day - 60 brilliant ALL NEW cartoons from Andy Riley celebrating the special one. Affectionate, witty and endearing - just like Mum, and it's the gift that keeps on giving - just like Mum. Every day should be Mother's Day.

Wine Makes Mommy Clever

From the author of the wildly popular Bunny Suicides series comes this hilarious collection detailing all the quirks and endearing oddities of motherhood.

Wine Makes Mommy Clever

Wine Makes Mommy Clever is a book full of affectionate, witty and endearing cartoons from Andy Riley celebrating mothers and all of the everyday things they put up with.

Dawn of the Bunny Suicides

The bunnies are back - and there's only one thing on their minds. In this new collection, follow the continuing adventures of the fluffy little rabbits who just don't want to live any more.

Dawn of the Bunny Suicides

With exclusive bonus material from Andy's sketch books! From the author of the cult bestsellers THE BOOK OF BUNNY SUICIDES and RETURN OF THE BUNNY SUICIDES comes another unmissable collection of rabbit-related self destruction... The bunnies are back - and there's only one thing on their minds. In this new collection, follow the continuing adventures of the fluffy little rabbits who just don't want to live any more...

The Liberty Tree

Of course I loved you, the way all creatures love their young, but I did not love
being a mummy. I would sit through toddler groups ... Or as that book Great Lies
to Tell Small Kids says, 'Wine makes mummy clever.' So by a process of
elimination, ...

The Liberty Tree

Suzanne Harrington did all the things that adults do, long before she'd grown up: met Leo, married, had babies. She also partied, was homeless for a while, and drank - and drank. She headed towards disintegration, with Leo at her side, locked deep in himself. Then, waking to the wreckage of yet another lost weekend, she stopped drinking - and Leo, her companion and enabler, became a stranger. They separated. Newly sober, and freed from her demons, Suzanne embraced life. Leo chose escape. Early one morning the police arrived. A body had been found hanging from a tree. When it was all over, and Suzanne had buried Leo, and helped her children to grieve, she sat down and wrote the story of their father's life. This is for them. It is for the memory of Leo. It is also for anyone who has partied too hard, found life unbearable, avoided the truth. It is like nothing you have read before, or will read again. It is touching, hilarious, brutally honest and utterly compelling.

The Bumper Book of Bunny Suicides

Published for the first time in a unique paperback format, with a dozen new cartoons, this is the ultimate collection for fans of the fluffy little bunnies who just don't want to live any more.

The Bumper Book of Bunny Suicides

The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides have introduced millions of people around the world to those cute bunnies always looking for new ways to end it all. Published for the first time in a unique paperback format, with a dozen new cartoons, this is the ultimate collection for fans of the fluffy little bunnies who just don't want to live any more.

Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids

These are just some of the great lies that Andy Riley had you telling your kids last Christmas, in the Sunday Times bestseller GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS.

Loads More Lies to Tell Small Kids

It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit'; 'All wind is made by wind farms'; 'Wine makes mummy clever'; 'Milk feels pain'. These are just some of the great lies that Andy Riley had you telling your kids last Christmas, in the Sunday Times bestseller GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. Now here are LOADS MORE LIES, to bamboozle more kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere... A brilliant sequel to the Sunday Times Top Ten bestseller.

Puppy Versus Kitten

TWO PETS. ONE HOUSE. NO CLUE. 'I'm a long term fan of what Andy Riley does with a pen and paper, and this is another sheer delight for the eyeballs.

Puppy Versus Kitten

TWO PETS. ONE HOUSE. NO CLUE. 'I'm a long term fan of what Andy Riley does with a pen and paper, and this is another sheer delight for the eyeballs. I ROFL'ed, then LOL'ed as the kids no longer say' AISLING BEA * * * * * * FROM the Emmy-winning creator of the immensely successful (and darkly humorous) Bunny Suicides series, comes a brand new cartoon creation, featuring a bright-eyed puppy and a philosophical kitten navigating the ins and outs of life together. Puppy Versus Kitten is the illustrated story of two adorable little creatures that have been plonked into the world knowing absolutely nothing about it. As expected, Kitten tries to use its intelligence to figure out situations, while Puppy, a much stupider creature, discovers its world by charging around and doing what comes to it naturally. Living together under one roof, they clash as they encounter one another for the first time. Kitty outsmarts Puppy over and over again, but then, they meet the humans ...

The Book of Bunny Suicides

Wickedly ingenious and surreal ideas for all the little fluffy rabbits in this world who just don't want to live anymore, with bonus material from Andy Riley's sketchbook.

The Book of Bunny Suicides

Wickedly ingenious and surreal ideas for all the little fluffy rabbits in this world who just don't want to live anymore, with bonus material from Andy Riley's sketchbook.

DIY Dentistry

Bunny suicider Andy Riley returns with his own (only mildly) sadistic take on the world of inventions.

DIY Dentistry

Bunny suicider Andy Riley returns with his own (only mildly) sadistic take on the world of inventions.

The Psychologist

... Presidents ' Award Lecture at the Annual Conference , Susan Gathercole
looked at identifying and helping children with poor working memory 382 In the
book Great Lies to Tell Small Kids , one of my favourites is wine makes Mummy
clever ...

The Psychologist


Return of the Bunny Suicides

The Bestselling Bunnies are back! This is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.

Return of the Bunny Suicides

Even more wickedly ingenious and surreal ideas for all the little fluffy rabbits in this world who just don't want to live any more. The Bestselling Bunnies are back! This is dark humour at its best - a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons which will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.

Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS.

Great Lies to Tell Small Kids

From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel, with each hilarious cartoon telling a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

Selfish Pigs

Back on the farm, the pigs are restless, and pissed.

Selfish Pigs

Back on the farm, the pigs are restless, and pissed. Smoking, pork-eating, overweight and without any s**t to roll in, these pigs aren't your cuddly, oinking kind of farmyard brother. They are mean and they are angry. From the genius behind the bestselling BUNNY SUICIDES series comes a hilarious new collection of illustrations that confirms all our worst fears: the pigs won't take it lying down.

Roasted

Now collected together for the first time, here are the ongoing adventures of three wasters in a coffee shop - making an essential guide to the modern world for fans and newcomers alike.

Roasted

'Their names are Karl, Lottie and Nev, and they work in a coffee shop. That's all you need to know. Actually, you don't even need to know their names that much; you just need to recognise the sort of people they are - the care-worn balding thirty-year-old, keenly aware he's on the final lap of his youth, the girl who frets about everything (but food in particular), and the chirpy big-eyed twat with one of those unfortunate faces that you just want to hit ...' For five years, BUNNY SUICIDES author Andy Riley has delighted Observer Magazine readers with his dark and funny weekly strip - Roasted. Now collected together for the first time, here are the ongoing adventures of three wasters in a coffee shop - making an essential guide to the modern world for fans and newcomers alike.

Laurie Lee

spreading Jess - nut tree ' , now aged seven , had completed her first literary
commission , a piece about her parents for Vogue : ' My mummy is clever and
makes lots and lots of wine and drinks it and she also digs hard in the garden .

Laurie Lee

Despite his autobigraphical writings, despite his gregarious appearances on the London literary scene and in the village pub where he was always available to fans, Laurie Lee was a secretive man.

Why Mummy s Sloshed The Bigger the Kids the Bigger the Drink

team and I provide the software to make this happen. ... I invented a very clever
game app once that made me quite a lot ... to be watching rubbish TV, eating
cake, sleeping, talking nonsense to my dogs, reading Jilly Cooper, and drinking
wine, ...

Why Mummy   s Sloshed  The Bigger the Kids  the Bigger the Drink

Number One bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited fourth and final Why Mummy novel.

M U M

A clever act finishing with an artistic presentation of the bamboo sticks and cords .
... Closing with a Wine and Water combination in which several beverages were
produced , including beer , grape juice and ... It made a record , but other years
are coming which will bring still greater things , of which this night's achievements
 ...

M U M


Cozzens Wine Press

The rest of the story you may imagine ; the young man came home with both
horses , but not an " Mum ' s the word ? ... flavored wine than the white ; but the
latter forming a lighter must , gives a greater degree of briskness . involving a
story clever enough in itself to be preserved . ... is generally practised ; and even
in some vineyards of Champaigne when making red wines , but Lucius ; but the
story from ...

Cozzens  Wine Press


Funny Cuts

131 FUNNY CUTS . ... 20 , £ 10 , £ 5 , £ 3 , £ 2 , Porter : “ No , mum , not & drop ;
but as soon chance . ... I b'leeve in having accounts he is making quite an
enviable reputa- If several are correct , the £ 60 will be equally divided ... small )
occurs in the First Four tion got warmed with wine our friend of the long Till , if you
ain't enough to aggervate ole Job Why ! we each wore a SMILE Chapters of
ROMANS .

Funny Cuts


Blood Wine and Chocolate

... art galleries and musical theatre in theWest End. They discussedlife withhimon
an adult level, and he learned that adults wereamused when you said clever and
funny things.If you pleased them, theygave you atreat; if you annoyed them but
made them laugh, they forgave you almost immediately. ... Where's Mummy? Do.

Blood  Wine and Chocolate

A blackly comic murder mystery involving very expensive wine and an overdose of chilli chocolate. Loyalty, betrayal, murder ... and merlot. Hidden away in a witness protection programme on an idyllic island vineyard in New Zealand, Vinnie Whitney-Ross could be forgiven for thinking he has escaped the clutches of the childhood friend - a ruthless London mobster - he helped convict for a gruesome double murder. But old grudges die hard, cops are bent, and the finest wines and chocolates find new and unexpected uses when Vinnie's present runs headlong into his secret past. From the mean streets of the East End to the sparkling waters of Auckland, this tale of switched identities, vengeful obsession and lethal ingenuity is as addictive as chocolate, with more twists than a corkscrew.