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Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Aff A Bus

Author: Allan Morrison
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A unique collection of sayings which reveal the true relationship between Scottish grandchildren and their Grannies. From the affectionate to the plain daft, this compilation by bestselling author Allan Morrison is sure to tickle the funny bones of Scots of all ages at home and abroad. Granny trying to get wee Susan, aged five, to improve her counting: "And what comes after six, dear?""The Scottish news, granny!"


Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny Off a Bus

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A brilliantly cheeky re-imagining of the classic Scottish rhyme, slide and lift.


Yer Granny

Author: Douglas Maxwell
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Yer Granny is a riotous new comedy about a diabolical 100-year-old granny who’s literally eating her family out of house and home. She’s already eaten their fish and chip shop into bankruptcy and now she’s working her way through their kitchen cupboards, pushing the Russo family to desperate measures just to survive beyond 1977. As proud head of the family, Cammy is determined that The Minerva Fish Bar will rise again and that family honour will be restored – and all in time for the Queen’s upcoming Jubilee visit. But before Cammy’s dream can come true and before Her Maj can pop in for a chat, a single sausage and a royal seal of approval, the family members must ask themselves how far they will go to solve a problem like Yer Granny.


A Dictionary of Scottish Phrase and Fable

Author: Ian Crofton
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This authoritative, entertaining and eminently browsable reference book, arranged in easily accessible A - Z format, is an absorbing and imaginative feast of Scottish lore, language, history and culture, from the mythical origins of the Scots in Scythia to the contemporary Scotland of the Holyrood parliament and Trainspotting. Here Tartan Tories rub shoulders with Torry girls, the Misery from the Manse exchanges a nod with Stalin's Granny, Thomas the Rhymer and the Wizard of Reay walk hand in hand with Bible John, and the reader is taken for a rollercoaster ride round Caledonia, from Furry Boots City to the Costa Clyde, via the Cold Shoulder of Scotland, the West Lothian Alps and the Reykjavik of the South. The result is a breathtaking and quirky celebration of Scotland, packed with fact and anecdote.


Face Paint Parties Best Day Ever

Author: Valerie Hamilton
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It's another "Best Day Ever" for Emily and Jack. In this second adventure, the BFFs are back for more fun times and some that are scary with faces painted by Lorna, the Glitter Fairy. The friends set off to go back to the wood but will they still have superpowers for being good? Would you be a Fairy Princess, Pony, Butterfly or Cat? Spiderman, Wolverteen or Vampire Bat? A twisted balloon sword from Sir Monty may save the day by defeating a giant or perhaps a dragon slay... Just imagine how you would like to look and try to find yourself inside this book. With rhymes and songs, jokes and names you'll recognise, you may be in for a big surprise! MEET THE GIANT... "MICHTY MEE McGREEGURR..". IS HE A FRIEND OR FOE? Come in and read this story or you will never know!!


Glasgone

Author: Nancy Bagato
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Two Scotsmen with the same name walk into a bar..."Please tell me urnae hustlin." Nick gave his pal a dirty look over his shoulder. "Ah ken whit Ah'm daein.""Dain't get onieyin malkied, mind," groused Nick Two. "Shut it, ya muppet. This isnae Glesga. It's the States," he growled back. "An' a pathetic wee toon at tha'.""Oh aye. The States. So ye'll get someyin shot, then. Fantastic."Born and bred in the tenements of Maryhill, Glasgow, Dr. Nick Kerr unwittingly sets in motion a deadly chain of events that convinces him it's high time to stop watching everyone leave him behind and be the one who's moving on. When opportunity knocks, he snatches a fresh start in small college-town America. Just before boredom threatens to finish him off, his past begins to unravel the present. Add a persistent childhood friend the same name, a sexy femme fatale obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, a jealous blonde, and long-lost relatives, and Nick discovers that stealing the perfect life may not have been a brilliant move after all. Secrets and lies threaten to make his sanity, future, and everything he cares about not just long gone--Glasgone.A valentine to Glasgow and all things Scottish, Glasgone explores how the secrets that define us will either destroy us or set us free.


To Work and to Weep

Author: Jane Nadel-Klein
Publisher: St. John's : Institute of Social and Economic Research, Memorial University of Newfoundland
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Phantom Village

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Canadian Folk Music Journal

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Little red hen

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