Yo Daddy s a Butt ugly Redneck

Redneck and yo mama jokes. If your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said "Ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush it... If you believe beef jerky and Moon Pies are the two major food groups... You just might be a redneck!

Yo Daddy s a Butt ugly Redneck

Redneck and yo mama jokes. If your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said "Ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush it... If you believe beef jerky and Moon Pies are the two major food groups... You just might be a redneck!

Road Carnage

“I'll take some ugly redneck ass any day over a panda fucker.” “You'll rape me,
then you'll let us go? ... “I'm the man you dreamed about back when your daddy
was fucking you in your little log cabin. I'm the guy you woke up wet in the middle
of ...

Road Carnage

In the bloody aftermath of Suicide Lounge, Selena is lying low and putting her life back together. When the freedom she has fought hard to secure is threatened, Selena is forced to take on a new enemy—an elusive young man who holds her fate in hand, a man with connections to the nastiest criminals in the south. In a desperate attempt to protect herself and those she’s grown to love, Selena blazes a blistering, high-octane path through the southeast leaving blood-drenched carnage in her wake. Road Carnage is the fourth book in the Selena series. Praise for the SELENA SERIES: “Greg Barth cooked up something mean and served it up and I hope none of you choke on it because it’s mighty tasty.” —Eryk Pruitt, author of Hashtag and Dirtbags “It’s like the wildest of the men’s adventure novels of the ’70s, updated for the new millennium. Definitely not for the faint of heart.” —Bill Crider “Reminiscent of Larry Brown’s Fay, but less innocent and more violent, Selena combines fine writing and an indelible character to help fill the gap of female protagonists in the world of noir.” —Vicki Hendricks, author of Miami Purity “Greg Barth writes with a knife-like edge…A fast, crazy read.” —Marietta Miles, author of Route 12 “Greg Barth writes a hell of a book. He steps on the gas and doesn’t let up for a second.” —Michael Finamore “Mister Barth writes well—hard charging and fast paced.” —Tony Knighton, author of Three Hours Past Midnight “This book had me turning pages and gritting my teeth…a total punch to the gut, and it hurts so good.” —S. W. Lauden, author of Crosswise “Selena is a visceral pulp thriller that had me gripped from the outset.” —Tom Leins, of Dirty Books Blog “This series is a literary legend in the making” —Will Viharo, author of Love Stories Are Too Violent For Me “Selena is a tour de force of unapologetic sex and violence, not for the faint of heart but definitely for hardcore fans of fast paced, unrelenting pulp-noir in the fashion of nobody except Greg Barth.” —Shane D. Keene

Billboard

R. Kelly co-directed his "Feelin' Easy on Yo Booty" clip with Bille Woodruff in
Miami . ... Angels CYNDI THOMSON, What I Really Meant To Say ALAN
JACKSON, It's Alright To Be A Redneck BLAKE SHELTON. ... Ugly R. KELLY,
Feelin' On Yo Booty BACKSTREET BOYS, More Than That NELLY, Batter Up
TRICK DADDY, ...

Billboard

In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.

Billboard

The People That We Love (NEW) ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, Hero (NEW) XZIBIT, Get
Your Walk On (NEW) [OVEN FRESH] DR. ... R. KELLY, Feelin On Yo Booty
ALISON KRAUSS, The Lucky One BUBBA SPARXXX, Ugly **? JOHN
MELLENCAMP, Peaceful World .;* BABYFACE, What If y3 CYNDI ... Emotion HJ
ALAN JACKSON, I's Alright To Be A Redneck J| ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, Hero
BARENAKED LADIES. ... Ya II Can't Deny It TRICK DADDY, I'm A Thug
DESTINY'S CHILD, Emotion DR.

Billboard

In its 114th year, Billboard remains the world's premier weekly music publication and a diverse digital, events, brand, content and data licensing platform. Billboard publishes the most trusted charts and offers unrivaled reporting about the latest music, video, gaming, media, digital and mobile entertainment issues and trends.

Destiny s Chickens

She ' uz ugly , but I hear she ' uz a smart woman . Leastwise ... Effie ' s redneck
face softened . “ If I ' d of got ... Sometimes she wouldn ' t git in bed with your
daddy for long ' s three or four months . And you ... Her house , my butt ! When he
' d ...

Destiny s Chickens


Sunset and Sawdust

He rose up screaming, batting at the air, his apron on fire, and Sunset thought:
You dumb sonofabitch, just roll. You ain't on fire, ... Clyde kicked Hillbilly in the
ass, said, “Move it, songbird.” When Sunset ... Your daddy, he's hurt.” “Hurt?” “
Yeah.

Sunset and Sawdust

A hard-edged crime thriller set at the start of the Texas oil boom in the 1930s When Pete Jones, the local constable, is shot dead, his widow, Sunset, finds herself in his job, investigating a series of brutal murders. Most of the townsfolk object to her wearing Pete's gun and badge, some because this is the 1930s and they think a woman's place is in the home, others because it was Sunset who blew off Pete's head in the first place. As much a modern western as a murder mystery, SUNSET & SAWDUST features a cast of outlandish characters -- gun-men, hobos, sheriffs, hookers, migrants and coloured families struggling to make living under the malevolent eyes of the Ku Klux Klan. Sunset's investigation leads her and her friends into a labyrinth of greed, corruption, and unspeakable malice. Nothing and no-one are quite what they seem in Texas.

Redneck Heaven

When you step outta line your daddy ' ll beat you or your mama ' ll bitch at you for
so long you pray for a whippin ' Nobody ... All most redneck kids think about is
bustin ' loose from parental control . ... Try to beat the attraction to wild - ass
danger out of our kids . ... The person that gets the nasty diaper wins the door
prize .

Redneck Heaven

Uses interviews with cowboys, truckers, factory workers, and bikers to depict redneck culture, and shares redneck attitudes towards religion, beauty, homelife, entertainment, and values

SPIN

"Massive Attack's sound reflected theirfaces: Daddy G's reggae vibe, 3D's punk
graffiti, and Mushroom 's hip-hop purity. ... "Yo, I feel kinda naked without my pink
feather boa": OutKast ATLANTA GRUNGE WARRIORS SE VENDUST BATTLED
... From the nasty-ass drum break on "I Ain't the One" that opens their first album
to Ronnie Van Zant's cock-walkin' gun-control ... Nobody's yet matched their dark
hillbilly verse, driven home by three guitarists who knew when to wail or chill.

SPIN

From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

Lavender Reader

But when “ Big Daddy " redneck got a look at who was on the beach , he turned
red ... From around the outcropping an angry voice yelled out , “ I ' m not going to
tell you again - get your fuckin ' clothes on , or I ' m gonna come over there and
kick your ass ! " T . now felt very tense , and ... Didn ' t they see the big ugly dogs ?

Lavender Reader


All We Need of Hell

He was a genuine redneck who had been raised in a house that had wooden
windows and a tin roof , a huge slow - talking grit who had played ... A small , ugly
iron safe sat in one corner of Duffy ' s office . ... Cover your six , his daddy used to
say . ... Cover your six - cover your ass — because if you don ' t , nobody else will
.

All We Need of Hell

Chronicles the story of Duffy Deeter, a Florida lawyer obsessed with fitness and images of death; his wife Tish, a platinum blond having an affair with his law partner, and Duffy's girlfriend Marvella, a coke-snorting nymphet

Six Out Seven

Goddamn stupid smart - ass things ! Crows were ... But , hell , Corbitt , you know
we get so many of them ignorant rednecks come through here . . . mighty
particular about who touches their truck . ... Your daddy just wasn ' t happy
washin parts .

Six Out Seven

Fleeing from Mississippi to California following the arrest of his father, Corbitt, a young Black boy, is plunged into a nightmare world of drugs, violence, and poverty

In Colt Blood

So , ” Les said , “ how big of an ass did you make of yourself around the redneck
? You Ivy League high - toned ... Daddy still living in Westport ? And for your
information , I went to the agricultural school ... But that , sweetie pie , is a long
and stupid story I ' ll tell you over a bottle of wine sometime . Now , can I have a
copy of ...

In Colt Blood

In the third installment in the series of equestrian mysteries, sprightly reporter Natalie Gold confronts murder and intrigue on the horse-show circuit, including the disappearance of a young woman reputed to be a "horse whisperer." Reprint.

Texas Plays

He wears them little stupid - ass high - school loafers . I hate ' em . And he ... He
runs his daddy ' s appliance store now . ROY . Does that ... It ' s just a juke joint
with a lot a sluts and rednecks who want to break your nose for you . RAY . But
that ...

Texas Plays

Collects plays by native Texans and by life-long residents of the Lone Star State, including Ramsey Yelvington, R.G. Vliet, Mary Rohde, and others.

Maximum Rocknroll

Your parents hated you , the school hated you , the cops hated you , the other
kids hated you , etc . That ' s ... Now kids can sit on the couch with mommy and
daddy and watch all the “ punk " and " screamo " homo bands with their pretty
faces , makeup , tattoos , dyed hair , and spiked belts , singing love songs to their
stupid girlfriends . ... any more without getting called a chauvinist pig or a redneck
. ... more time getting your head out of your ass will help you be less of a racist
prick .

Maximum Rocknroll


Joel Whitburn s Top Pop Albums 1955 2001

... U ) Style Of Lite ( 14 ) Your Ways ( 17 ) ( Come Round Here ) I'm The Good
Times ( 14 ) It's Great To Be Here ( 5 ) ( 22 ) 77 Sugar Daddy ... The ( 1 ) Push
Pull ( 3 ) Speak Of The Devil ( 3 ) Dumb Ass Country Boy ( 3 ) I Stand Alone ( 1 )
Misery Loves Company ( 3 ) Reach ... It ( 2 ) My Lite ( 2 ) Redneck Punk ( 1 )
Twice As Ugly ( 3 ) Headed For Destruction ( 2 ) Just Like A Devil ( 1 ) Open Up (
3 ) Rock - A ...

Joel Whitburn s Top Pop Albums  1955 2001

From pop music's early LPs to its latest CDs, Top Pop Albums 1955-2001 is a sweeping, stunning saga of Billboard's Pop Albums chart. This artist-by-artist listing includes every charted album from 1955 through June 30, 2001 - over 22,000 in all by more than 5,200 recording artists, and the more than 225,000 cuts from those albums. Along with complete chart data, artist biographies and complete track listings for every artist, Top Pop Albums sports new features such as each album's CD availability, data from the newly researched Top Pop Catalog Albums chart, updated album pricing and more, making this the biggest, broadest, absolute best albums book ever! Hardcover, ISBN 0-89820-147-0.

Works

sang out in a hillbilly accent , “ I ' m They stopped the car , and Jerry and gonna
save your soul tonight . ... Jerry leaned out the three ninety - five , ugliest ones in
the window and shouted , “ Have you taken whole store . ... Put them on , go on
Jay , let ' s Jerry fell back into his seat laughing , see what Big Daddy looks like
with and they all laughed except Swengo . green ... Then I ' ll give you law on our
ass .

Works


Schwann Spectrum

The Preacher & The Funeral : All But Wipin ' , The Pilot , Daddy's Nuts , Two
Cowboys ; Santa Claus ; Madam & Her Daughters ... ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:30 ) ;
You Promised The Moon ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:15 ) , Blow Me ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:
02 ) UGLY A 3002 ... 18/97 ) [ Explicit Version —Pretty Woman ; Hillbilly Girlfriend
; When The Carnival Came To Town ; Good Hard ... Nigger With a Seizure ; Have
Your Ass Home By 11:00 Black & White Life Styles ; Exorcist , Wino Dealing with
Dracula ...

Schwann Spectrum


Prom Night

If her daddy didn't own the Ford dealership , she'd never set foot at this tea . ” “
Are you normally insane or is this your first foray into nutland ? ... upon being
presented to polite society on the dawn after prom night , were acting like the
worst redneck little bitches imaginable . ... older ladies would join us and if they
saw this impropriety , they'd throw both Christine and DeeDee out on their lily -
white asses .

Prom Night

From the story of a young elf who can only remain in the mortal realm by getting a date to the prom to the tale of a girl who gives a new slant to the legend of Pygmalion, short stories provide a different look at a teenage staple.

New Art Examiner

... like to know I knew her dog before I knew her I used to bite the hell out of my
sister ' s arm I have such a fat ass I ' m pretty happy but ... I ' m too talkative aren ' t
I ? I feel bad about that You know , there is a lot said I ' ve taken so much for
granted your pants were ... What a bitch By the way I call my mom Mama and my
dad daddy like a good little southern daughter Loud wind now Wim ... Hillbilly
Bob I hear rifle shots over yonder so don ' t go out with antlers on Mom was a
great smuggler.

New Art Examiner

The independent voice of the visual arts.

Wasted

Working was a pain in the butt. ... It was really a rather ugly school, 1960s
construction of bricks mortared into boxes—not even interesting boxes—just big,
... And they had expensive, designer clothes, fast cars, cell phones, Junior
League moms, and doctor dads, not redneck ... Wear something that covers your
stomach.

Wasted

New York Times Bestseller A Crime That Shocked A City. . . In 1995, Austin, Texas was rocked by the brutal murder of a lesbian princess named Regina Hartwell. Even though Regina's body was burned beyond recognition, within days police had two suspects. One was the beautiful ex-cheerleader who was the object of Regina's desire. The other was a man who would take the fall for murder. . . A Killer's Heinous Acts . . . In this new edition of her bestselling book Wasted, true crime master Suzy Spencer chronicles a fatal love triangle--and lives driven out of control by sexual desire, drugs, and shocking childhood demons. A Twisted Road To Justice. . . Four years after Regina Hartwell's murder, a new charge was brought against one of her suspected killers. Now, Suzy Spencer adds a new chapter to Wasted--detailing a killer gone wild, a nerve-wracking legal standoff, the shocking twists that would take place in a second, explosive trial. . . 16 pages of shocking photos!