Redneck and yo mama jokes. If your ma has ever run out of the bathroom and said "Ya'll come look at this 'fore I flush it... If you believe beef jerky and Moon Pies are the two major food groups... You just might be a redneck!
Road Carnage
Billboard
R. Kelly co-directed his "Feelin' Easy on Yo Booty" clip with Bille Woodruff in
Miami . ... Angels CYNDI THOMSON, What I Really Meant To Say ALAN
JACKSON, It's Alright To Be A Redneck BLAKE SHELTON. ... Ugly R. KELLY,
Feelin' On Yo Booty BACKSTREET BOYS, More Than That NELLY, Batter Up
TRICK DADDY, ...
Billboard
The People That We Love (NEW) ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, Hero (NEW) XZIBIT, Get
Your Walk On (NEW) [OVEN FRESH] DR. ... R. KELLY, Feelin On Yo Booty
ALISON KRAUSS, The Lucky One BUBBA SPARXXX, Ugly **? JOHN
MELLENCAMP, Peaceful World .;* BABYFACE, What If y3 CYNDI ... Emotion HJ
ALAN JACKSON, I's Alright To Be A Redneck J| ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, Hero
BARENAKED LADIES. ... Ya II Can't Deny It TRICK DADDY, I'm A Thug
DESTINY'S CHILD, Emotion DR.
Destiny s Chickens
Sunset and Sawdust
Redneck Heaven
When you step outta line your daddy ' ll beat you or your mama ' ll bitch at you for
so long you pray for a whippin ' Nobody ... All most redneck kids think about is
bustin ' loose from parental control . ... Try to beat the attraction to wild - ass
danger out of our kids . ... The person that gets the nasty diaper wins the door
prize .
SPIN
"Massive Attack's sound reflected theirfaces: Daddy G's reggae vibe, 3D's punk
graffiti, and Mushroom 's hip-hop purity. ... "Yo, I feel kinda naked without my pink
feather boa": OutKast ATLANTA GRUNGE WARRIORS SE VENDUST BATTLED
... From the nasty-ass drum break on "I Ain't the One" that opens their first album
to Ronnie Van Zant's cock-walkin' gun-control ... Nobody's yet matched their dark
hillbilly verse, driven home by three guitarists who knew when to wail or chill.
Lavender Reader
But when “ Big Daddy " redneck got a look at who was on the beach , he turned
red ... From around the outcropping an angry voice yelled out , “ I ' m not going to
tell you again - get your fuckin ' clothes on , or I ' m gonna come over there and
kick your ass ! " T . now felt very tense , and ... Didn ' t they see the big ugly dogs ?
All We Need of Hell
He was a genuine redneck who had been raised in a house that had wooden
windows and a tin roof , a huge slow - talking grit who had played ... A small , ugly
iron safe sat in one corner of Duffy ' s office . ... Cover your six , his daddy used to
say . ... Cover your six - cover your ass — because if you don ' t , nobody else will
.
Six Out Seven
In Colt Blood
So , ” Les said , “ how big of an ass did you make of yourself around the redneck
? You Ivy League high - toned ... Daddy still living in Westport ? And for your
information , I went to the agricultural school ... But that , sweetie pie , is a long
and stupid story I ' ll tell you over a bottle of wine sometime . Now , can I have a
copy of ...
Texas Plays
Maximum Rocknroll
Your parents hated you , the school hated you , the cops hated you , the other
kids hated you , etc . That ' s ... Now kids can sit on the couch with mommy and
daddy and watch all the “ punk " and " screamo " homo bands with their pretty
faces , makeup , tattoos , dyed hair , and spiked belts , singing love songs to their
stupid girlfriends . ... any more without getting called a chauvinist pig or a redneck
. ... more time getting your head out of your ass will help you be less of a racist
prick .
Joel Whitburn s Top Pop Albums 1955 2001
... U ) Style Of Lite ( 14 ) Your Ways ( 17 ) ( Come Round Here ) I'm The Good
Times ( 14 ) It's Great To Be Here ( 5 ) ( 22 ) 77 Sugar Daddy ... The ( 1 ) Push
Pull ( 3 ) Speak Of The Devil ( 3 ) Dumb Ass Country Boy ( 3 ) I Stand Alone ( 1 )
Misery Loves Company ( 3 ) Reach ... It ( 2 ) My Lite ( 2 ) Redneck Punk ( 1 )
Twice As Ugly ( 3 ) Headed For Destruction ( 2 ) Just Like A Devil ( 1 ) Open Up (
3 ) Rock - A ...
Works
sang out in a hillbilly accent , “ I ' m They stopped the car , and Jerry and gonna
save your soul tonight . ... Jerry leaned out the three ninety - five , ugliest ones in
the window and shouted , “ Have you taken whole store . ... Put them on , go on
Jay , let ' s Jerry fell back into his seat laughing , see what Big Daddy looks like
with and they all laughed except Swengo . green ... Then I ' ll give you law on our
ass .
Schwann Spectrum
The Preacher & The Funeral : All But Wipin ' , The Pilot , Daddy's Nuts , Two
Cowboys ; Santa Claus ; Madam & Her Daughters ... ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:30 ) ;
You Promised The Moon ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:15 ) , Blow Me ( Karaoke Mix ) ( 02:
02 ) UGLY A 3002 ... 18/97 ) [ Explicit Version —Pretty Woman ; Hillbilly Girlfriend
; When The Carnival Came To Town ; Good Hard ... Nigger With a Seizure ; Have
Your Ass Home By 11:00 Black & White Life Styles ; Exorcist , Wino Dealing with
Dracula ...
Prom Night
If her daddy didn't own the Ford dealership , she'd never set foot at this tea . ” “
Are you normally insane or is this your first foray into nutland ? ... upon being
presented to polite society on the dawn after prom night , were acting like the
worst redneck little bitches imaginable . ... older ladies would join us and if they
saw this impropriety , they'd throw both Christine and DeeDee out on their lily -
white asses .
New Art Examiner
... like to know I knew her dog before I knew her I used to bite the hell out of my
sister ' s arm I have such a fat ass I ' m pretty happy but ... I ' m too talkative aren ' t
I ? I feel bad about that You know , there is a lot said I ' ve taken so much for
granted your pants were ... What a bitch By the way I call my mom Mama and my
dad daddy like a good little southern daughter Loud wind now Wim ... Hillbilly
Bob I hear rifle shots over yonder so don ' t go out with antlers on Mom was a
great smuggler.
Wasted
Working was a pain in the butt. ... It was really a rather ugly school, 1960s
construction of bricks mortared into boxes—not even interesting boxes—just big,
... And they had expensive, designer clothes, fast cars, cell phones, Junior
League moms, and doctor dads, not redneck ... Wear something that covers your
stomach.
